I’m only posting here so I don’t do anything stupid

53  2018-07-09 by iWhoreSchortSchorts

I’m kind of hungry right now but I already ate pretzels with mustard earlier. Plz help.

7 comments

1  opestersmammarydrip 2018-07-09

eat some cooter. the fish grease will kill your appetite.

1  throwawaymanthrows 2018-07-09

Don't relapse. I'd hate to see you drink half a Budweiser.

1  SpeckofCoppah 2018-07-09

Don't motherfuck yourself.

1  Always_Classy69 2018-07-09

It's tough man, on the one hand you're a 50 year old emaciated worm. On the other you for some reason feel entitled to attractive women in their 20's. Woe is me

1  Rainbowuser13 2018-07-09

Go to the gym and do your usual 10 minutes on the elliptical followed by 5 minutes on treadmill.Then have a veggie smoothie and call it a day.

1  MarioPennington 2018-07-09

Pretzels AND mustard? Are you crazy? You're not gonna be able to sleep for days!

1  JimandFred 2018-07-09

club soda with lime curbs my cravings like a mug.