I went with the Patton Oswalt method. Like ripping a bandaid off, much easier on the kids.

Don't forget to take a share of credit for her life's work!

Michelle would have wanted it that way.

nothing wrong with being cordial if you hang around the same people. only women get emotional after a break-up, nothing makes them more upset then being able to see them out and say "hey"

i dont believe women can ever be best friends to a man, so i cant answer

I prefer to make a scene

You're a women

Depends on her tree to bedroom window ratio.

Friends on Facebook? Yes. Friends in real life? No.

I did notice recently an ex girlfriend deleted me from Facebook and Instagram. Her new boyfriend must have told her to.

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Do you ever get wistful, when taking a dump, for the meal you ate? Flush that shit.

Bitches don't worry about you for a second when they are on all fours for the guys she met at the bar an hour ago. Grow a fucking pair.

Not friends but def cordial, for the kids sake. Also her ass is still fat af so ready to give her the pipe if she ever calls for it.

none of mine will talk to me

I only stay friends so they can see me happier than I've ever been. I dont go back crying to them like a faggot

Sure but I'm fun to have around. I'm fucking awesome.

One. She lives several states away.

I would be, but for some reason there's always a restraining order involved

Fawk that I'm friends with Q's and P's know what I'm saying cuhz

The one's I want nothing to do with anymore I broke up with and the one's I would remain friends with want nothing to do with me.

Not a chance. He's an emotional blackhole.

naw, my exes fucking hate me

two of them randomly send me hate messages once in awhile, so i guess we talk