It's delightful to watch Mark Hamill piss all over modern Star Wars

28  2018-07-08 by Ralph_Cifaretto

56 comments

He sound like a dry drunk.

Or a Wet Willie

He was a movie star in the 70's. I think blow was mandatory at that point.

DAT NIGGAH HAD HIS FACE SCRAPED OFF IN A MOTORCYCLE ACCIDENT AND SURGICALLY RE-ATTACHED BEFORE "THE EMPIRE STRIKES BACK."

GIVE A NIGGAH SOME SLACK, FAM. HE AIN'T BEEN THINKING RIGHT SINCE 1979. KINDA LIKE ME.

I miss PFGSciple

This is no different from what Patrice told Seth McFarland. "Stop pretending to be better than the cartoons. You're not."

Patrice was a fat race baiting nigger. The faggots of this sub look at him the same way Reddit looks at Chris Pratt or the other retards they seem to worship. You dumb queer.

Whatever your life’s work is, do it well. A man should do his job so well that the living, the dead, and the unborn could do it no better.

Well how would the dead and unborn do any sort of job? Ya know maybe you weren't so smart after all, blackie.

Every Star Wars ever was gay as fuck. I lump them in with the professional wrestling pile. Stuff made for faggots and children.

may the force be with you.

That's enough outta you.

If I understood you well, you dont fancy, Star Wars nor Professional Wrestling, much.

its not that gay fuck you bitch

Wow, what a brave stance there Mr. Florentine. What a dullard you are. Boo.

Gay or not it permanently ruined the art of filmaking to this day. We went from Taxi Driver/Godfather/The Shining to kids movies. In the 70's there'd be a major kids movie once every 3 years when Disney got around to it.

It's a sad state of affairs. If it wasn't for Harvey Weinstein you wouldn't even have that brief indy film spurt in the 90's that gave us Tarantino. It's fucking insane.

The first movie is the just get from point A to point B.

STAR WARS FANS ARE THE WRESTLING FANS OF MOVIES, FAM.

What exactly is he pissed about? He never really articulates why. He just sounds bitter

cuz they made him out to be a cucked faggot in this last one

Yeah I don’t really get his objections about that either. He was young and hopeful but also a loner who got increasingly darker and distant during the original trilogy. It makes sense that he would become disillusioned after the original triology. The Jedi took his dad from his grandma and left his Grandma to continue to be enslaved until the day she died. This fucked his dad in the head and heart so much that it caused his mom to die and caused his dad to become the most ruthless mass murderer the galaxy ever knew. He then had to go kill his dad. And he realized his mentors Obi-Wan and Yoda caused his dad to become a monster. So yeah it dawned on him that all this Jedi jibberish is absolute horseshit that need to stop. On top of that, the rebels are still just rebels 30 years later. If you’re Luke, you think I killed the Emporer and Vader and blew up the Dark Star and they’re somehow still in charge? Fuck this. What’s the point of all this bullshit? So like Yoda and Obi-Wan he became a hermit. The problem with the movie is that it never really explains why he’s brooding. It makes him look like a bitch caught up in his feelings instead of a man who’s seen the truth and bullshit of it all.

no thats not true

that's impossible

taking jew bullshit this seriously kys

no you don’t get man it the original trilogy got *corrupted by sjws+

Dark Star

Nice try faggot

great, you actually put it in plain words what the fuck was going on in that movie.

a mongoloid in a thread buried in a subreddit dedicated to the remains of dead radio show has given me actual insight on why luke was such a dickhead in the newest movie.

Right? Like wtf that comment is so fucking spot on and I’m in an O&A thread of all places

HE'S PISSED OFF BECAUSE HIS CHARACTER IN "CORVETTE SUMMER" NEVER GOT TO HAVE A LOVE SCENE WITH ANNIE POTTS, FAM.

He was good in Body Bags

Mods -- please send this thread to obscurity rather than threads about heavy hangers

What does and doesn't get deleted really seems to be a matter of throwing darts.

him and harrison ford hate star wars, its hilarious how they dont even attempt to hide their distain. and all the bug reports eat their asshole while they shit on their fandom

the force is strong with mark

Disdain, retard.

fuck 🙁

We all make mistakes.

thanks buddy 🙂

Learn to spell, you dumb fat cow.

only thing fat about me is my cock

buddy boy

Lol. Hopefully your fat cock sucking body washes up onshore after a group of hobos violate it.

you arent good at this dude 😓

Lol ok. You’re the retard that is trying too hard. Just kill yourself. I don’t care what you reddit fags think. I’m not trying to impress you. The fact you are shows what a loser you are.

classic

“i dont care at all! so ima follow you into two threads to show you how much I dont care! and how big a fag you are!”

you might wanna check your meds buddy 🙃

No. I don’t spend my day on Reddit so I browse numerous threads around the same time and happened across your illiterate comment. You really are just a dumb fucking idiot.

ok guy 🙄

Sir you seem angry. Relax and enjoy life!

Typical redditor.

You can tell he doesn't hate being in star Wars he hates how the movies are being made and his opinions about his character Arc and development are being ignored, he's O&A circa 2013 talking about Sirius

SHIT, NEGRO, YOU GOT IT ON POINT, FAM!!

the longer you look at him the more he becomes william h macy

HE BECOMES WILLIAM H MACY WITH HIS COCK OUT AND BEGGING FOR A BLOWJOB, FAM.

The new series sucks & so does this new Luke. Mark Hamill said it the best " I almost had to think of Luke as another character. Maybe he’s Jake Skywalker, he’s not my Luke Skywalker". BTW, fuck Rian Johnson.

Man does a fine Joker.

DANIEL "BOBO" KURLAN IS A MENTAL WOOKIE.

I like how they ask him how much his son enjoys star wars and he tells them bis boy is more of a cronenberg fan

no thats not true

taking jew bullshit this seriously kys

no you don’t get man it the original trilogy got *corrupted by sjws+

Dark Star

Nice try faggot

great, you actually put it in plain words what the fuck was going on in that movie.

a mongoloid in a thread buried in a subreddit dedicated to the remains of dead radio show has given me actual insight on why luke was such a dickhead in the newest movie.

Lol. Hopefully your fat cock sucking body washes up onshore after a group of hobos violate it.

Really original shtick you have going on there. You realize the "angry guy" character has to have some charm or wit to it, right?