All these people that hate on Patton on here are just shitheads that disagree with his left-leaning politics. So what if he wants free healthcare? They just can't handle the fact that he isn't conservative and is so liberal with getting away with brutally murdering his wife. Fuck these people. This man got away with the perfect murder. He's even gone onto the late-night circuit and all the talk shows and bragged about it. Don't lie to me and tell me these fine young conservatives haven't thought about murdering their wife in cold blood.
Well, guess what, fuckos, this man did. And not only did he kill her and get away with it, but he upgraded to a hotter wife, whom he'll presumably kill at a later date in order upgrade to a young 20 year old brunette with nice tits.
He should be considered a trendsetter. A trailblazer, even.
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1 3stepsbackward 2018-07-08
All these people that hate on Patton on here are just shitheads that disagree with his left-leaning politics. So what if he wants free healthcare? They just can't handle the fact that he isn't conservative and is so liberal with getting away with brutally murdering his wife. Fuck these people. This man got away with the perfect murder. He's even gone onto the late-night circuit and all the talk shows and bragged about it. Don't lie to me and tell me these fine young conservatives haven't thought about murdering their wife in cold blood.
Well, guess what, fuckos, this man did. And not only did he kill her and get away with it, but he upgraded to a hotter wife, whom he'll presumably kill at a later date in order upgrade to a young 20 year old brunette with nice tits.
He should be considered a trendsetter. A trailblazer, even.
1 Kim_Jung_pUn 2018-07-08
Yeah but Obummer Care is a rip off
1 onemancrimespree 2018-07-08
It's more that he goes out of his way to be unfunny and weaselly.
1 Zyye 2018-07-08
Not only did he kill her he finished her book and made bank on it. Dude is a legend.
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1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-07-08
He goes with the devil. In his eyes are the reflection of hellfire.