ambien?

It reads like he's giving an acceptance speech.

More like a eulogy

"We thank you. Compound media was the reason I got rid of cable. Best network ever !!!!"

Jesus, someone needs to be killed in a home invasion.

Except home invasions are probably the only thing he ever thinks about or prepares for.

I guarantee if some negroes broke into Anthony's house he'd stand there and let them take everything and probably even offer to help them carry it out to the car.

But he would give them quite the dressing down on Twitter after the fact believe you me

Lmao Ant tweeting from the public library after his phone is stolen.

Anthony- "Please, don't rape me."

Negro hoodlum #2 - "Rape you? De fuck? Ain't no one raping anybody, nigga. We just here fo yo shit."

Anthony - "Dammit."

This dipshit doesn't realize this whole thing is a pitfall.

Not for him it isn’t. He’s getting paid to fuck up constantly for 4 years while all his buddies are probably grocery store security guards.

I hope Keith went all in with his pension investing in CM.

We all do but even he couldn’t be that stupid

I was convinced Ant fucked strictly transexuals, but there's a case to be made that he and Keith are in item.

in

A real bundle of sticks, those two

He writes like a) he did Anthony a favour b) the thing would never have got off the ground without him.

The thing is, as diabolically awful as "Compound Media" is, he's right. Anthony has zero get up and go. He'd still be sitting on his couch crying about losing the Sirius gig if Keith hadn't seen an opportunity to milk some money out of the old pisshead.

It didn’t get off the ground with him.

At least he wouldn't be furiously bleeding money.

I'm pretty sure he made the exact same speech last year.

Wrong, stupid! Last time he said 3 years not 4.

"People said there’s no way that drunk & ex-cop can do this."

And yet you have, again and again, Champ!

Keith forgot to add the word "competently" in there.

A rare flash of honesty from the Dimeo runt.

“Some 4 years ago I left New York, New York with two very bad knees, and a dream to cheat a drunken pedophile scumbag out of a lot of money. I thank God that dream came true.....Breaks down blubbering and crying

Reply more to your own tweet you numbskull

"here's a list of people we tricked into joining our network, all of whom who left when, or before, their contracts expired. I love you all."

"Also, I'd like to reiterate to Zype's lawyers that I have deleted all of the libellous comments I made about their service (which we are still using, for some reason)"

"We chuckled as we discussed our favorite places to grab a burger and a beer". Poor Finoia, just written out of history.

In his follow up tweet he says ‘yet we’re set for our third division of web apps’ or something.

That’s not something to brag about. Each iteration of your apps and site have been so dismally awful that you have to keep relaunching with different companies.

And the site has been down all day.

Not true; they've used the current one they're botching about twice.

That's why this latest switch has been so calm and uneventful and didn't involve lawyers.....

That’s not something to brag about.

Neither is the fact that they hired a guy because his last name was the same as a mediocre character in a corny movie from 30 years ago. Surprisingly, that turned out to be a bad method for choosing employees, and the guy was terrible at his job.

The worst part of it though, is:

We will continue to improve the product & give you all you ask for.

The only time the product has even arguably improved in the past 3 years was when they remedied a mistake by firing a literal heroin addict. But the price increase that came with the junkie stayed around. Everything else has either been the same or worse since they signed LoS and Gavin, with the only exception being the month Anthony wasn't there. Every single time they make a change on that network it's worse than before. If they lose a show, they replace it with something substantially worse and act like it's no different. Who the fuck are any of these people?

give you all you ask for

Literally not a single person asked for:

• In Hot Water with Geno Bisconte and Aaron Berg
• 2 Drink Minimum with Mike Ward and Pantelis
• Safe Space with Taleeb Starkes
• Finer Things with Mike Finoia

I still say they can’t do it

People said there’s no way that drunk & ex-cop can do this.

Nice calling your employer a drunk, stupid.

It would be at least somewhat of an interesting and maybe inspiring success story... But it isn’t a success.

The entire endeavor has basically been a 4-year pitfall. It started when an ex-cop with a terrible profile pic was installed as network chief. The Artie experiment fizzling was an indicator of being halfway to China in their excavation effort.

*Niggas runnin' out their mouth, but they never pop out

I got the drop on your spot, everybody watch out

All my niggas on 50, so you know we hopped out

Mobbed out, ops out, we gon' show what we about

All my niggas really gang bang, talk that damn slang

Rap about it, do the same thing, let your nuts hang

We gon' pull up, nigga ¡ándale!, on sangre

We post up, we don't do the race, you gon' die today*

Oof

Please don't downvote me, okay baby?

"I truly believe that the two of you have started something I can only get bigger and bigger you can start your own internet network if you want and Branch out into all kinds of shows and support free speech I've been a subscriber since day one and never regretted it. Good work U2"

Blue Lives Matter guys. Stop making fun of Keith.

"Seriously, I love you guys and the network, it is the best value for my entertainment dollars. Am proud to have been a Day One subscriber."

"Thank you both so much for doing it. I for 1 am absolutely grateful"

"Thank you for taking a chance. An incredible platform."

"4 years ago I subscribed and couldn’t be more pleased with product."

"This was the best thing that could happen! You guys and your talent selection are killing it! A&K always wins in the end!"

"Thank you Keith & Ant...from one cop to another. Working in NY can drive you insane, but you guys and this show has kept my head level and my gut bursting with laughter!! I look forward to as many years of this as possible. It’s the only way to stay sane these days!!"

"We thank you. Compound media was the reason I got rid of cable. Best network ever !!!!"

Wow. There are some EASILY ENTERTAINED motherfuckers out there. It's almost scary.

did you forget those faggot truckers that called in and contributed to classic o&a existed?

Ant really has turned into Scorch

He wishes he could be as entertaining as Scorch.

"4 dicks ago I wasn't gay, but now, I am. I've had several pitfalls and several jizz loads in my lying cheating fag mouth."

People said there’s no way that drunk & ex-cop can do this. And those people were correct.

These two suck each other’s cocks.

It's a stupid-ah fuckin' network

My favorite "pitfall" was when the price went up because Artie came and the only other watchable show, Gavin, left. Now Artie is never coming back and Gavin neither but we still have the higher price. And nothing else has happened that justify the increase.

nothing else has happened that justify the increase.

What about Nana's increased intake of Xanax and alcohol?

his ass hole is sore

Delusional, that should be the name of his boat.

Please don't downvote me, okay baby?