Listened to the “big fat pig” clip yesterday. Nearly drove into the guard rail!

I wish you did.

try listening again

Practice makes perfect.

3 items with different cook times put on the grill at the same ... fat and stupid

YA KNOW WHAT DUDE, YA BUY A PILE A MEAT, YA FAWKIN LIGHT YA GRILL, YA PUT THE MEAT ON IT, BOOM DUDE: YA GOT SALMONELLA

Plus you gotcha coooffeee

DON'T INTERRUPT ME, CUNT!

You gatcha waaaallet

I don't see a problem with grilling like that. You can eat the quickest stuff while still cooking the rest.

Yeah, bacteria is for queers.

Bacteriers actin all fuckin schmarmy dude

Everybody here talks tough until bacteria. Then we all turn into faggots apparently.

I’m not worried, I take PrEP just in case.

Bacteria will motherfuck you.

I eat raw ground beef when making-a meataballs and nary a ringworm up my ass. Don't be a fag.

Put on a cold grill, too. No sear marks for this fat dickhead it seems.

Bobby is really a dunderhead.

It's his cheat year.

Nice seasoning on those steaks, stupid.

Don't be so shmarmy with the fat jokes. I'm on the keto diet dude.

I wonder if he’s smoking some “bats” while grilling. He knows a lot about cigars dude

It's like he goes out of his way to be unhealthy.

Meat cooks faster and better when you mush them close together on the grill.

Nice grill spread, what’s the family gonna eat?

Bobby, if you're really serious about being around for Max's teenage years, you need to jettison all of this crap until you start to see drastic results, and have some kind of leash around your apocalyptic food addiction.

I give it a week until the heart attack.

No sugar no grains duuuude

What moron put brats steaks and one stupid burger on the grill at the same time? No way all of that gets cooked well.