I've never actually watched SNL (not in like 20 years at least) or anything he's actually done, but I can't imagine someone who looks like him actually being funny.
A skinny kid being funny is like a woman being a mechanic.
Everyone I know from college who smoked weed a lot became a fucking loser. I think with one or two exceptions and they started smoking infrequently at the weekend.
The last time I interacted with them they were posting things on Facebook about weed curing cancer and how there's a huge conspiracy by the government to suppress it.
We are all in our 30s now and all of them work low paying menial labour/retail jobs and either live at home or live with roommates. It's pathetic.
Congrats on becoming the coolest deep sea diving, astronaut, playboy, fighter pilot, non weed smoking, billionaire that you have become. You really left those losers in the dust.
I'm destroying my life the good old fashioned way with a progressively worse drinking problem. At least I'll face my problems with a mortgage and kids who hate me like a man though.
The last time I interacted with them they were posting things on Facebook about weed curing cancer and how there's a huge conspiracy by the government to suppress it.
I was really hoping weed getting legalized would make people stop that obnoxious shit.
I mean the “the government is suppressing us MAANNN” shit and having to always potray weed as the greatest thing ever. I thought once it became legal people would stop feeling the nees to virtue signal for it all the time, and just keep it to themselves.
Norton’s going to be his sponsor. “That’s a tough one, man, I have this waitress who won’t return my calls, so I know how it is. But the next time you reach for that doobie, grab your phone instead. Hey, does Lorne ever ask about me?”
Muslims and Christians are natural enemies. Like Jews and Muslims. Or Sikh's and Muslims. Or Athiests and Muslims. Or Muslims and other Muslims. Damn Muslims, They ruined Islam!
"it's a tough one man, I'm not going to mother fuck the Chinese just because they've vaporised 65 million Americans unprovoked. And believe me, if I thought they were being assholes I would say it"
Uhhh yeah I just wanted to say that when Opie said it's going to be hard for Roland to fit under the table when the missiles sirens go off that it was funny as shit.
He looks like a walking 56% meme. So does his girlfriend. Just saw a video about how her mom pimped her out to that Dan Schneider pedo over at Nickelodeon. So sad..
She will leave him a month after the wedding and he'll delete every photo from his Instagram and post stories that are just black screens with "this is it, goodbye" "I tried....I can't try anymore" and never do anything
I did a right click "search google for image" on this and it referred me to Ariana Grande. I found this image again under her name and when I did a second search google for image, it came up with "Graduation" as the result.
Pete Davidson is so irrelevant google doesn't recognize him.
who are the people posting about this dude? Jim and sam listeners or SNL watchers? either way you're a faggot and should be embarrassed about it and should not publicly post about this guy
Soon she's going to wake up, roll over and see that laying beside her, take a really good look at his face and think to herself, "Oh my god I'm engaged to a fucking muppet." and she'll be out of bed and on the phone to one of her exes to come and get her right away.
He is one hideous looking mother fucker. He looks more jewy than David the intern.
He will be on Facebook posting about how he’s single and loving it while sitting in a dark corner of his living room cutting shallow lines into his forearm. Can’t wait for his fall.
Also I wish Timmy Normandin (local guy that stalked Her) had got with Ariana. Dude sent her a 42 lb pumpkin, arts and crafts and a 200$ bracelet.
Everyone I know from college who smoked weed a lot became a fucking loser. I think with one or two exceptions and they started smoking infrequently at the weekend.
The last time I interacted with them they were posting things on Facebook about weed curing cancer and how there's a huge conspiracy by the government to suppress it.
We are all in our 30s now and all of them work low paying menial labour/retail jobs and either live at home or live with roommates. It's pathetic.
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1 RealTonySchiavone 2018-07-04
Guaranteed he's said that at least 4 times.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
You just know that Larry David bitch is so happy and relieved he's latched on to someone else.
1 opiecide 2018-07-04
"Goodnight Honey, I love you.Remember, if you ever leave me I'll kill myself."
1 Suibu 2018-07-04
It's understood that Hollywood sells Californication
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-07-04
I've never actually watched SNL (not in like 20 years at least) or anything he's actually done, but I can't imagine someone who looks like him actually being funny.
A skinny kid being funny is like a woman being a mechanic.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-07-04
He makes jokes about WEED MANNNN!!! Because it’s 2013 and it’s cool to talk about weed on tv now.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
Everyone I know from college who smoked weed a lot became a fucking loser. I think with one or two exceptions and they started smoking infrequently at the weekend.
The last time I interacted with them they were posting things on Facebook about weed curing cancer and how there's a huge conspiracy by the government to suppress it.
We are all in our 30s now and all of them work low paying menial labour/retail jobs and either live at home or live with roommates. It's pathetic.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-07-04
Congrats on becoming the coolest deep sea diving, astronaut, playboy, fighter pilot, non weed smoking, billionaire that you have become. You really left those losers in the dust.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
I'm destroying my life the good old fashioned way with a progressively worse drinking problem. At least I'll face my problems with a mortgage and kids who hate me like a man though.
1 lowend73 2018-07-04
Can't argue with that. Just dont mess with Kratom
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
I don't have a death wish, sir.
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-07-04
No kidding.
1 thetokingbandit 2018-07-04
What’s wrong with Kratom?
1 lowend73 2018-07-04
There are alot of Kratom addicts on the sub. One spoonful can kill you. It's the Devils deodarant.
The Cumia brothers dont do it, so that should tell you something
1 rykorotez 2018-07-04
Nice pull out method, stupid.
1 MalcolmX_InTheMiddle 2018-07-04
While I think having any drug habit is a negative, maybe accept the fact that you hung out with zeros growing up.
1 LoouisCuCK 2018-07-04
Good people don't smoke marijuana.
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-07-04
I was really hoping weed getting legalized would make people stop that obnoxious shit.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-07-04
Is there still cancer in Colorado?
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-07-04
I mean the “the government is suppressing us MAANNN” shit and having to always potray weed as the greatest thing ever. I thought once it became legal people would stop feeling the nees to virtue signal for it all the time, and just keep it to themselves.
1 StuffOpieThrew 2018-07-04
I love how when the cure isn't weed, it's always honey, cinnamon, or vinegar. "Big pharma doesn't want this getting around".
1 dalcop 2018-07-04
but his dad fell off 9/11
1 RagnarsSoul 2018-07-04
Broke his neck ?
1 imcrapyall 2018-07-04
Suicide after seeing how unfunny his son was.
1 TheDarkFezRises 2018-07-04
If you leave me I'll run into a burning skyscraper owned by Larry Silverstein.
1 burlapsack69 2018-07-04
RIP Larry. It's admirable that the captain went down with his ship.
1 Muted_Post-Horn 2018-07-04
Oh no no no actually Larry got very very lucky that fateful day
1 BUF_Mosley 2018-07-04
His nickname should be Lucky Larry.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-07-04
The sad thing is that he will try to kill himself with overdosing on pot.
1 TheElDan 2018-07-04
Norton’s going to be his sponsor. “That’s a tough one, man, I have this waitress who won’t return my calls, so I know how it is. But the next time you reach for that doobie, grab your phone instead. Hey, does Lorne ever ask about me?”
1 SibHashian13 2018-07-04
Hey!! He's in recovery
1 cbanks420lol 2018-07-04
I bet they both bonded over their hatred of muslims.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
Muslims and Christians are natural enemies. Like Jews and Muslims. Or Sikh's and Muslims. Or Athiests and Muslims. Or Muslims and other Muslims. Damn Muslims, They ruined Islam!
1 RagnarsSoul 2018-07-04
Favorite comment ever <3
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-04
Dont forget Hindus and Muslims!
1 all_copacetic 2018-07-04
And Muslims and other Muslims.
1 InfamousDoubt 2018-07-04
Nice Simpsons quote. What is this? The Erik Nagel Show?
1 [deleted] 2018-07-04
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1 jewboy409 2018-07-04
He's a sjw, he likely believes his dad deserved to die for being complicit in the denigration of Islam.
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-07-04
Jerry Lewis looking ass kike.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2018-07-04
tink anyone would care for that video of him calling the Stangle Bros faggots on OP and Jim?
1 compunned_gaydia 2018-07-04
The O&J show was so irrelevant that if the president had called in and announced an incoming nuclear strike, no one would've cared.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
"it's a tough one man, I'm not going to mother fuck the Chinese just because they've vaporised 65 million Americans unprovoked. And believe me, if I thought they were being assholes I would say it"
1 compunned_gaydia 2018-07-04
ME: Alright, vury good, Mr. President. We have Snowy from Michigan on the phone. SNOWAAAY!
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
Uhhh yeah I just wanted to say that when Opie said it's going to be hard for Roland to fit under the table when the missiles sirens go off that it was funny as shit.
ME: Thanks snoway, I'm glad somebody noticed it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-04
Remember when they had us hide under our faaaaaawkin desks? I mean what the faaawk was that gonna dewww?
1 iSOBigD 2018-07-04
Didn't he get them to quit? I forgot who it was but I think they felt "bullied" by a kid and quit radio.
1 deyterkyerjerb 2018-07-04
ya i just remember the round one sayign something like " why do you shit on me so much " and Pete cleverly replied " cause yer a faggot ! "
1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-07-04
Anyone got that link?
1 DickSlit 2018-07-04
He looks like a walking 56% meme. So does his girlfriend. Just saw a video about how her mom pimped her out to that Dan Schneider pedo over at Nickelodeon. So sad..
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-04
That fat fuck must have been frothing at the chance to see her growth-stunted feet.
1 egates09 2018-07-04
Nice backwards hat, stupid.
I'm getting sick of seeing this wigger retard
1 RBuddCumia 2018-07-04
Is that even a black thing anymore? It seems only douchie white kids do it now.
1 ScottSummersOmegaLVL 2018-07-04
The backwards hat is a blue collar welding tradition when wearing a welding mask. It also increases the effectiveness of your pokeballs by 100%
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-07-04
The fall will be worth it. Trust in the process.
1 Patmcpsu 2018-07-04
It’s going to be a murder suicide and he’ll think he’s being romantic as he’s doing it.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
She will leave him a month after the wedding and he'll delete every photo from his Instagram and post stories that are just black screens with "this is it, goodbye" "I tried....I can't try anymore" and never do anything
1 Phkna1 2018-07-04
Christ, I hope she leaves him.
1 liljoeyk 2018-07-04
His brother also faked his death at Sandy Hook
1 turdthief3 2018-07-04
What a handsome man.
1 Stud_beaner_69 2018-07-04
"I'll overdose on marijuana if u leave my life, baby love"
1 tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-04
I did a right click "search google for image" on this and it referred me to Ariana Grande. I found this image again under her name and when I did a second search google for image, it came up with "Graduation" as the result.
Pete Davidson is so irrelevant google doesn't recognize him.
1 crappedinmyhat 2018-07-04
I hope he takes Seth Rogen with him when he goes.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-07-04
Is he funny? I’ve never heard or seen anything he’s in and laughed at it.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
I liked him when he was bullying the stangles on the Opie show or whatever the fuck it was back then.
Anything I've seen since is really gay and I find it embarrassing to watch.
1 Cream_Pie_Jones 2018-07-04
Is his whole career based on daddy dying on 9/11 and everyone feeling bad for him?
1 deep_legal_shit 2018-07-04
who are the people posting about this dude? Jim and sam listeners or SNL watchers? either way you're a faggot and should be embarrassed about it and should not publicly post about this guy
1 dalcop 2018-07-04
Please leave him.
1 DaveNone 2018-07-04
Soon she's going to wake up, roll over and see that laying beside her, take a really good look at his face and think to herself, "Oh my god I'm engaged to a fucking muppet." and she'll be out of bed and on the phone to one of her exes to come and get her right away.
He is one hideous looking mother fucker. He looks more jewy than David the intern.
1 Anarox 2018-07-04
White xxxtentencion
1 thrillated 2018-07-04
XXXrepulsion
1 Trueduhtective 2018-07-04
Danny is more stable than this guy
1 ahhpeckahs 2018-07-04
“Boohoo my dad died in the towers boohoo” shut up stupid
1 Jaeromaru 2018-07-04
Hope he drowns himself in the reflecting pool of ground zero
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
Sir this is very insensitive. I'm not sure if your aware but his father died there.
1 Billyassman 2018-07-04
Please leave, for humanity.
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-07-04
Spastic looking Cunt.
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-07-04
He will be on Facebook posting about how he’s single and loving it while sitting in a dark corner of his living room cutting shallow lines into his forearm. Can’t wait for his fall. Also I wish Timmy Normandin (local guy that stalked Her) had got with Ariana. Dude sent her a 42 lb pumpkin, arts and crafts and a 200$ bracelet.
1 CrozzCat 2018-07-04
Everyone I know from college who smoked weed a lot became a fucking loser. I think with one or two exceptions and they started smoking infrequently at the weekend.
The last time I interacted with them they were posting things on Facebook about weed curing cancer and how there's a huge conspiracy by the government to suppress it.
We are all in our 30s now and all of them work low paying menial labour/retail jobs and either live at home or live with roommates. It's pathetic.
1 compunned_gaydia 2018-07-04
ME: Alright, vury good, Mr. President. We have Snowy from Michigan on the phone. SNOWAAAY!
1 thrillated 2018-07-04
XXXrepulsion