Reminder: Anthony got fired after getting beat up by a 130 lb woman and having a twitter meltdown and Opie got fired for filming a man defecating.

43  2018-07-04 by Kenn_Kennerson

Truth is stranger than fiction, am I right, gang?

15 comments

1  ghandicumia 2018-07-04

He was carrying a giant camera and taking pictures of street walking hookers at 4am. Then when he was confronted he yelled nigger. He probably threw some autistic tantrum there on the street where he couldn't stop yelling about crime statistics.

1  NanaFro 2018-07-04

Nah what's more likely is that he turtled up, begged her stop, then walked away angry, confused and shameful.

In any event, trying to look like a badass to his Twitter followers was definitely worth losing his job at Sirius for. That we can all agree on.

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1  ghandicumia 2018-07-04

I meant to imply that he curled into a ball pissing and writhing on the ground. One thing we know for sure, given Nana's penchant for lying about his ruckuses, is that what actually happened is more embarrassing and faggoty than anyone could imagine.

1  Mu_Scevich 2018-07-04

A rather ignominious ending eh?

1  Where_Is_My_Gun_FUCK 2018-07-04

And in his next fight, Ant took on a 92 lb woman but had to resort to biting to win.

FUCK

1  TittyMtnhighway 2018-07-04

He should have shot her

1  Brokenbatmancowl 2018-07-04

That would have required knowing where the FUCK his gun is.

1  Thelonius16 2018-07-04

Kind of a miracle that it took 20 years for that to happen.

1  RacistPigeon 2018-07-04

I’d say she was probably closer to 150, but yeah the point stance

1  tranthonycumiashow 2018-07-04

I think Opie and Jimmy said it best after they finally got back on the air: if it had happened on a night right before another show, Ant would've come in and they would've busted his balls for getting beaten up by a girl and then everything would've been mostly okay.

1  AlvinItchyCock 2018-07-04

Actually a caller who went by Dweebus vam Shitshins predicted this in 2007.

1  fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-07-04

And it continues to unravel as we speak.

1  jakdak 2018-07-04

Both of them actually got fired because Sirius wanted to get rid of their paychecks.

If it hadn't been those two things it would have been some arbitrary other excuse.

1  redtrilobal 2018-07-04

The third guy has a show with Seth Rodgers who came out of top here?

1  Billyassman 2018-07-04

Need a Documentree.