In Joe's mind he's performing in Wembley stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. When he opens his eyes however, there are 35 seated senior citizens who only turned up because the early bird special is Salisbury steak.
According to the 2U webpage: "While their lead vocalist is indeed a dead ringer for Bono, all of the band-members actually resemble their respective counter-parts in the real U2 as well. With lighting, sound, and costuming, this band has no rival in the tribute community. They are the best at what they do and have a full booking calendar, world-wide and year ‘round to attest to that fact."
lol what a faggy moment in time this is. to the laymen this looks to be two passionate musicians sharing a moment. to the unfortunately knowledged, this is two wannabe hack faggots trying to replicate original music and passion as they cash in on something ultimately gayer than themselves. U2 is fucking garbage and to build your whole monetary existence around that speaks volumes.
i guess in summation i'd like to say joe cumia rapes children. thank you for your time.
Check out It Might Get Loud if you’re interested in seeing Edge way out of his league trying to jam with Jimmy Page and Jack White. Also check it out if you want to see three huge douches trying to out-douche each other.
28 comments
1 cormacMcCarthysWhore 2018-07-04
i just wanted to take the chance to repeat my 2 favorite Bro Joe lines:
"i was in the military, a chef, so i know how to be a leader - we handled everything from soup to nuts"
"a tribute band is different from a cover band"
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-04
Lmao, I thought the chef thing was just a sub joke. So he really was a peace-time potato peeler?
1 xyniphis 2018-07-04
Sir, that is an armed forces veteran, proudly serving his country from his post at the deep fryer
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-07-04
"Freedom isn't free buddy, and ketchup costs extra"
1 McGowan9 2018-07-04
He proudly served in the 82nd Airborne...mess hall. His meatballs in marinara sauce were one of the paratroopers' favourites.
1 McGowan9 2018-07-04
In Joe's mind he's performing in Wembley stadium in front of 60,000 screaming fans. When he opens his eyes however, there are 35 seated senior citizens who only turned up because the early bird special is Salisbury steak.
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-07-04
goodnight dude, i’m going to bed.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-04
Go already sleepyhead
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-07-04
fine. i’m sorry. goodnight! if i don’t talk to you tomorrow hope you have a good 4th!
1 UnemployedOpie 2018-07-04
*"I can't believe my brother's gay...
I like to gargle with kid saliva every dayyyy"*
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-07-04
The performance clips of 2U in the parking lot of a library still haunts me.
1 thrillated 2018-07-04
My favorite is the one near the beatch, there was nobody there, very sad.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-07-04
It took me forever to realize who that other guy is and then ai realized that it's supposed to be Bono. Holy shit there is no resemblance at all
1 JoeyButtlicker 2018-07-04
KIMBERLEY!
1 thrillated 2018-07-04
That was less douchey.
1 lowend73 2018-07-04
He looks absolutely nothing like The Edge. At least the singer makes an attempt to look like Bono.
1 SpaceCaseBassFace 2018-07-04
BUT HES GOT DA HAT!! OHHH!!!
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-07-04
The Edge has douchy styles, which joe accurately emulates, but possesses white skin and blue eyes which is tough for an Algerian to copy
1 just_lou 2018-07-04
According to the 2U webpage: "While their lead vocalist is indeed a dead ringer for Bono, all of the band-members actually resemble their respective counter-parts in the real U2 as well. With lighting, sound, and costuming, this band has no rival in the tribute community. They are the best at what they do and have a full booking calendar, world-wide and year ‘round to attest to that fact."
1 lowend73 2018-07-04
Too bad Joe isn't in a Damageplan tribute band
1 egates09 2018-07-04
lol what a faggy moment in time this is. to the laymen this looks to be two passionate musicians sharing a moment. to the unfortunately knowledged, this is two wannabe hack faggots trying to replicate original music and passion as they cash in on something ultimately gayer than themselves. U2 is fucking garbage and to build your whole monetary existence around that speaks volumes.
i guess in summation i'd like to say joe cumia rapes children. thank you for your time.
1 AiCPearlJam 2018-07-04
The guitar parts are easy once you get the right phasers and pedals. Joe was all aboard.
1 Bars_Ulrich 2018-07-04
Seriously if you get a good delay pedal and a looper you too can sound just like this tremendously overrated band/guitarist.
1 TheElDan 2018-07-04
Check out It Might Get Loud if you’re interested in seeing Edge way out of his league trying to jam with Jimmy Page and Jack White. Also check it out if you want to see three huge douches trying to out-douche each other.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-04
Nice Epiphone, allowance boy
1 Kalikhead 2018-07-04
I thought they needed a new Bono as Fat Bono was in the band anymore?
1 TheElDan 2018-07-04
He just needed to take some time off, summer is the busiest season at the putt putt course he landscapes.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-07-04
now there's a decision maker
1 LiterallyCaligula 2018-07-04
I want to run.
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-07-04
Why did wanna-bono quit ya think?
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-07-04
Lmao, I thought the chef thing was just a sub joke. So he really was a peace-time potato peeler?