The Tragedy Was That He Didn't Die

30  2018-07-02 by RoundImage4

21 comments

I imagine your mother feels the same way about you

You imagine a lot, hardly ever anything interesting, though. Never read or heard of a psycho who was that boring. You are unique that way - and only that way.

shitposter vs. person who marks how much milk is left in the carton with a sharpie and thinks someone is sneaking into her house and pouring out tiny amounts of milk when she’s away

Whoever wins we lost

how come nobody talks about this event anymore? He ran into the studio wearing white gloves and made up a totally bullshit story of getting beaten with a pipe by a gang member named Crucifix.

Did he really try to sell the story or was it just a bit?

I think he was kinda serious. He was manic.

The craziest part is that he ran

running from Ang.

running for Ang*

Nigga shoulda hit him harder with the pipe

Nobody listens to that show

He looks like the judge from nothing but trouble

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Wow, you actually linked it. Absolute madman

This photo is fucking disturbing.

Looks like something you'd find dead in an alleyway.

He looks like The Penguins retarded nephew.

Arthur Cobblepot bursts in to borrow money from his uncle, leaving The Caper Crusader with the perfect diversion to make his escape.

Booooooo

The Artie saga is the most boring never ending thing I've ever seen on this sub. It makes the Joe Rogan is as tall as a donkey dick jokes seem like Carlin level humor.

Thank you for the thoughtful critique. It's always the funniest people who offer such gems.

He looks like Brando in The Island of Doctor Moreau.

shitposter vs. person who marks how much milk is left in the carton with a sharpie and thinks someone is sneaking into her house and pouring out tiny amounts of milk when she’s away

Whoever wins we lost

Thank you for the thoughtful critique. It's always the funniest people who offer such gems.