Actually, according to long time friend and colleague he is no longer hilarious

Maybe your friends forgot to laff?

It's hard knowing what's funny in the pit of obscurity.

Sleeping in a stifling hot cabin cruiser with an underpowered AC unit running full blast all night while the scent of stale urine wafts through the air. Good times.

This guy goes to the Jersey Shore.

Take a look at your surroundings!

Nothing but meat sweat and cat pee in my abode, friend

Well well. Check out Mr Fancypants.

How much does it cost for keith to keep the AC running until nana wakes up at 1 pm?

He generates income from poorly cooling anthony's external temperature.

Pennies on the dollar.

Keith is a smarmy kike that only spends ants money. Nothing costs him anything.

Would you spend any of your own money for this manchild? If it was left up to me, I’d be lining my bank account with that idiot’s cash.

I'm sure Keith is 3 steps and several hundred thousand dollars ahead of you.

Look at that shitty custom desk they ordered that supposedly cost them thousands of dollars. And then someone on Dave's show trashed it and it looked like someone had just joined 2 particle board Office Depot desks together and added some shitty LED Christmas lights and a piece of green fabric for the green screen effect. Keith probably paid some Mexican 300 bucks for the job, materials included and showed Anthony a bogus invoice for however much he felt the old drunk would believe a 'state of the art' desk would cost.

He getting up 3 hours early today?

I shouldn't judge, I got up at 4 PM every day this week.

I guarantee they didn't do that without him taking tremendous losses to cover it.

Oh really? I thought casinos were altruistic organisations that put customers before profit

Sir, I'm afraid you may have been misinformed.

Oh literal TungstenShit

I learned this from The Sopranos.

DAT'S DA BIT!

I remember him telling his AC stories, about how he would spit on the floor and berate the dealer when he was losing. (But it was OK because he "took care" of them)

Imagine being at a high roller tables, and seeing this "white" trash mother fucker spitting on the floor.

Why can't they behave?

He probably pissed off the Japanese businessman sitting next to him.

Let's be honest, Keith's boat is in the $500-750k range depending on the year. It's nice as hell.

Well at least one person but go broke by Compound Media. Keith pays himself first, and pays himself well

Keith pays himself first

The complete opposite that any manager of a struggling startup company should do, but Keith is a scam artist scumbag at heart and will continue soaking Nana until he runs out of money, then Ant won't see him no more.

Keith is doing exactly what he should be. It's not like Ant would ever be successful in this endeavor. You might as well drain as much money from the corpse as you can

If he were a rational, disciplined businessman, then sure. But there’s a fuck ton of MBAs who aren’t even that.

.....start taking household items

I ran into that situation about 18 years ago when I was working towards owning my own business. I was brought in as manager/10% owner of a business. I was told as manager I would receive a salary and as owner I'd get a percentage of the profits. Only problem was, as manager, I could see there were little to no profits. There were 2 majority owners, one Korean and the other was Chinese. Korean guy was lying to Chinese guy and telling him we were making lots of money, he was talking 5 grand a month for himself and 5 grand for the Chinese guy and the Korean guy was also running up company credit cards and giving his friends and relatives a lot of free stuff. I ignored it for 3 months but when I realized how much me we owed and that the employees would not get paid soon, I called Chinese guy and told him it all. We locked Korean guy out, Chinese guy used his own funds to shore up the business to sell it and paid all the employees a months wages when he let them go once the sale was complete.

The business and employees should always come first. The Korean guy was a scam artist scumbag but the Chinese Guy was a good man. The business cost he and his wife their life savings and money he borrowed from friends and family to stabilize it. In the end he told me he lost close to 200 thousand or more.

Keith is going to leave Anthony and the people on the network broke and busted. Keith probably leases all the equipment and one day the company he leases it from will show up to take it back and Anthony will be dumbfounded, thinking they owned it all because Keith told him so and showed him the receipts.

So why does he have his wife acting as a maid

She picks up the empty prescription bottles and pushes the skeletons back in the closet and knows all the dirty secrets, which keeps her and Keith on the payroll.

♫ The Circle Of Liiiiiiife.... ♫

Its his cuckholding fantasy to have his wife disgraced by a tunisian.

More like 100k based on my uninformed flat out guess

Pics of this boat?

🚢

Nice

probably got it at a police auction for a fraction of the price

how the fuck does an ex cop afford a boat

Ex NYPD LT. In all seriousness he's probably bringing in ~$200k for a pension.

no fucking way

http://gothamist.com/2011/02/10/average_annual_pension_for_cops_585.php

If he retired with 22 years service at a high ish rank he's going to receive a healthy pension for life now. Plus whatever other sources of incomes he has. It's bullshit.

How much do you have to lose at a Casino before they pick you up by helicopter?

Apparently not much since many casinos in Atlantic City somehow managed to go out of business.

There's no way a casino near NYC would go out of business.

Atlantic City is a good three hours from New York, not exactly “near”. Also There are a shit ton of casinos in New York and Pennsylvania now, all of which are closer to NYC then shitty old ass Atlantic City.

a bunch of new casino's opened up closer to nyc, and after decades of neglect no one cares about ac anymore

Oh no, see Anthony has a strategy for winning at blackjack. The helicopter comp is because he's a big celebrity.

It's typically based on total wager. If someone steps in, bets 10k on one hand, loses and walks away they are typically getting dick. Maybe a buffet. Unless of course there's reason for the casino to think that by giving him something he'll come back and do it again, and that's typically up to an individual hosts' discretion.

As far as systemic comps go, especially with blackjack, I think the standard is [Cost of what you want] as an average bet for at least 4 hours. From doing a little googling, it seems like the cost for chartering an entire helicopter for one flight is around 1k. Obviously the price is lower for a casino that owns their own helicopters and likely have the pilots on staff, but a 1k market price seems like what they would view it at.

So he would have to average bet 1k per hand for 4 hours. If we assume he's playing at public tables and isn't making super fast decisions, he's likely getting in around 100 hands/hr. So he's playing at least 400 hands @ 1k/hand for a total wager of 400k. If we assume he's using basic strategy, the house edge is around .5%.

So he's probably losing around $2,000 to "earn" that ride. But, he's probably playing for longer than 4 hours, probably pushes his bets when he's winning or losing a lot, and probably isn't using perfect basic strategy. So it's realistic to assume that every time he booked a trip the casino assumed a ~8-10k win off of him.

...I'm really sorry for being literal. A lot. He lost a shitload.

no worries , good answer. It's not just an Anthony thing....just trying to understand how people would do this sort of thing. I get it if you have millions and millions but even then you probably just scale your bets up to where the risk might make it interesting. I don't gamble. I don't really have anything against it but I work too hard for my money and would rather invest it. I know people like gambling. I suppose if you just assume you were going to lose it all and just go with so much money and divide it by the number of days you there and assume you will take nothing home that is the cost of your vacation. So that's a $10,000 vacation to some people. If they can afford it and control it no problem. People spend money on dumber things I suppose. Nana seems to like the horse, card games and the occasional trip to the casinos. not so bad I guess. Not for me doesn't mean not good

Now I'm an average nobody. Get to live the rest of my life like a schnook.

Have you tried the pasta?

I got egg noodles with ketchup

Right after I got here m, I asked for a 14 year old girl on twitter and I got a 40 year old man.

He really needs to stop gambling Dawn’s inheritance money

Dawn is a self-made woman and has her own money and companionship, as I will be marrying her when Fat Opie inevitably dies of a heart attack.

Brother Joe is the one losing his spit money.

at this point, I'm wondering how he still has FU money? it's not like he's made any shrewd investments, and his media "empire" is nothing but a money sink.

When you put it like that, it almost sounds like he's in obscurity.

Isn’t the point of “Fuck you money” that you can say “Fuck you” to people without giving a care?

Instead, we have him publicly on record trying and failing to kiss the ass of Jon Stewart, Nick Dipaolo, Bill Burr, Rich Vos, and Ron Bennington in order to rebuild his career.

Maybe he has or had “fuck you money,” but he sure as shit doesn’t have “fuck you” expectations or “fuck you” goals that have been fulfilled. He’s >10 years past his best years and even those fell short of his dreams. So here he is, in obscurity, fake laughing it up with the likes of Dave Landau.

> at this point, I'm wondering how he still has FU money?

The answer is, 'he doesn't.' That's why he started with the average buy-in at a 2/5 NL hold 'em table.

maybe three years ago on his show he mentioned he had made a lot of an Apple investment. If he still has SIRI stock then that's done well the last few years

Do you think Anthony held onto stock from the company that fired him from his million dollar job? He blamed everybody buy himself for that, and claimed it was a hit job from the SJW's and the liberal media.

I don't imagine that the old drunk kept a clear head and said, "Despite being ground under Sirius' boot heel like the bug that I am, perhaps I should hold onto this investment for a rainy day."

He doesn't think anything about investments. He most likely pays a jew 10% (40%) to handle that kinda stuff.

He probably doesnt. Just takes the money gotten every month and spends it all

In less than 5 years he'll be putting quarters in slot-machines while drinking Bud and wearing his Rockstar T-shirt with pajama bottoms.

He's gonna have to downgrade to busch

nah, Milwaukee's Best

*Natty Ice

I'd take Busch over Bud Light.

Pabst Blue Ribbon

And a baseball hat again because of his lost “individually placed hair follicles”.

What do you think the maintenance costs are to keep that mane looking thick and luxurious?

Well my wife and I use Cowboy Magic Detangler and Shine for our horses mane and tail. Since he grew up partially on a horse ranch I’d suspect he uses something similar. Joe didn’t and look at his bald head.

Apparently more than he can currently afford.

I dropped $5 on Club Keno a few months ago. I really impressed my fellow rubes.

That’s merely one unbuttoned shirt from his current routine.

I'm sure the Rockstar shirt/pajamas combo is already happening.

cool it with all that negativity.....he might be dead in five years.

Sue's also on the boat?

His suffering makes me happy

He better start brushing up on AC installation.

Maybe he can find all of his tools along I 95.

Anthony has what you want and what you know you don't have the ability to acquire for yourself

Therein lies the reason you hate him

Yes, you are right. We all want to live like Long Island trash who hit the lottery.

He didn't "hit the lottery", you pathetic, bitter, jealous little weakling

He had the ability to entertain people to the extent that he acquired a large audience that companies were willing to paymoney to advertise to. He objectively proved his merit in the free market. You cannot do this

Through nothing but his own skill and ingenuity he has more physical resources and fucked more attracted women than you can ever hope to, this shows that he is a superior male organism to you, and no amount of downvotes will ever change that

Hi Joe!

“He HAD the ability to entertain people” - yea, so that’s gone now because he can’t stop complaining about the blacks, politics, taxes, Obama, guns, etc...

At least he will soon be on board with taxing the rich because it won’t affect him anymore. That’s one less boring topic for him to yammer on about

Yeah, "RapistWithAIDS" is actually Joe Cumia, good reply. You totally shouldn't kill yourself or anything

You’re too smart for me Joe. That reverse psychology almost worked.

physical resources

Why does everyone in Anthony's circle of tryhards have this distinct way of phrasing things to try to sound smart but using them in an awkward and incorrect way?

If he aint ole 'not a pedo' joe, he certainly perfected his uneducated pseudo-intellectual style.

Hey dumb fuck, I never said he hit the lottery. I said he lives like white trash who did hit the lottery. Your reading comprehension is pretty shitty.

And when did I say it was not fair? I used to laugh my ass off at that fucking guy, some of the funniest shit I’ve ever heard are things he said. Nice hijacking of context you fucking retard.

Sorry but I don’t fit your narrative.

He did hit the lottery. If he never met a knowledgeable DJ who was able to carry him through the technical aspects of radio while Anthony sat back doing impressions, he would still be installing A/C units and playing in his brother's bands. There are millions of talented people who never made it because they never got lucky.

He set out to find a radio show that he could join. He made a plan and carried it out. He tried multiple times and didn't give up, and then he found a gig. If he had some other talent, he would have done something else

Yes there are unsuccessful people with talent. They either didn't work hard enough or they quit

You can try to ratiolize it all you want, but it will just be the pathetic cries of jealousy and envy from a botched, failed weakling who would rather try to tear those above him down than improve himself and rise to their level

What a truly pathetic self humiliation for a male

You're right. He HAD the ability and now it's gone, like your mouth virginity.

Anthony Cumia has what you want and what you know you don't have the ability to acquire for yourself

Yeah acquired a fahkin' immune deficiency syndrome tsst tsst

They used to bring him a pillow to scream into.

Now he just bites it.

"I ask for spaghetti and marinara sauce and I get egg noodles and ketchup. I'm a regular schnook."

Why do you think Ant brings up being "banished to obscurity" so often. Do you think it's on his mind for some reason? Why would he have that thought constantly bouncing around? These are just fair questions.

Well my wife and I use Cowboy Magic Detangler and Shine for our horses mane and tail. Since he grew up partially on a horse ranch I’d suspect he uses something similar. Joe didn’t and look at his bald head.

I wish it was a Cape Fear scenario

And I played with the house's money.

I have been and ever shall be a fraud, fam.

Why do you take such joy in a man’s downfall?

Who are you and why are you here?

I’m here to fuck your mother.

Apparently not much since many casinos in Atlantic City somehow managed to go out of business.

Oh no, see Anthony has a strategy for winning at blackjack. The helicopter comp is because he's a big celebrity.

Oh really? I thought casinos were altruistic organisations that put customers before profit

Sir, I'm afraid you may have been misinformed.

Yeah, "RapistWithAIDS" is actually Joe Cumia, good reply. You totally shouldn't kill yourself or anything

It's typically based on total wager. If someone steps in, bets 10k on one hand, loses and walks away they are typically getting dick. Maybe a buffet. Unless of course there's reason for the casino to think that by giving him something he'll come back and do it again, and that's typically up to an individual hosts' discretion.

As far as systemic comps go, especially with blackjack, I think the standard is [Cost of what you want] as an average bet for at least 4 hours. From doing a little googling, it seems like the cost for chartering an entire helicopter for one flight is around 1k. Obviously the price is lower for a casino that owns their own helicopters and likely have the pilots on staff, but a 1k market price seems like what they would view it at.

So he would have to average bet 1k per hand for 4 hours. If we assume he's playing at public tables and isn't making super fast decisions, he's likely getting in around 100 hands/hr. So he's playing at least 400 hands @ 1k/hand for a total wager of 400k. If we assume he's using basic strategy, the house edge is around .5%.

So he's probably losing around $2,000 to "earn" that ride. But, he's probably playing for longer than 4 hours, probably pushes his bets when he's winning or losing a lot, and probably isn't using perfect basic strategy. So it's realistic to assume that every time he booked a trip the casino assumed a ~8-10k win off of him.

...I'm really sorry for being literal. A lot. He lost a shitload.

no worries , good answer. It's not just an Anthony thing....just trying to understand how people would do this sort of thing. I get it if you have millions and millions but even then you probably just scale your bets up to where the risk might make it interesting. I don't gamble. I don't really have anything against it but I work too hard for my money and would rather invest it. I know people like gambling. I suppose if you just assume you were going to lose it all and just go with so much money and divide it by the number of days you there and assume you will take nothing home that is the cost of your vacation. So that's a $10,000 vacation to some people. If they can afford it and control it no problem. People spend money on dumber things I suppose. Nana seems to like the horse, card games and the occasional trip to the casinos. not so bad I guess. Not for me doesn't mean not good