Never made anyone horny

53  2018-07-01 by Compound_MediaPR

47 comments

Blegh

If you connect the dots of her titty freckles it draws a fried chicken leg.

i got the star of dovid

I got an indistinguishable blob

No no no, don't do the ones on her face

Iberico ham nipples

A lot more people are into zoophilia then we think.

Pass

If you’re gonna be fat, at least have nice fat tits.

(((pepperoni nips)))

Her nipple-to-titty ratio is revolting.

As long as she just pops those out and keeps the rest of the monstrosity covered, I'm down for some sucking.

The worst aureolas

I wish I had more hands....so I could give those titties four thumbs down. πŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘ŽπŸ‘Ž

Whatever bunch of bitch plebs, you'd all suck that nip dry.

[tips fedora]

:::::dosn't trim neck beard:::::::

I’d fuck.

Sure, but you can never mention it to anyone ever.

I tried telling them that but it didn't go so well

This whole thread is some of the gayest shit I’ve ever seen. Bunch of fat faggots lying to themselves.

Some of us don't have melanin in our skin so we don't chase fat fugly white girls.

You cant fuck a nipple

Enjoy the throat cancer from her HPV.

OK calm down. Men like us would put our dicks in much worse. Including many inanimate objects.

Oh jeez, got a Schumer ballwasher. Check out this ballwasher over here

Great call

how much of your income goes to your baby moma?

Yeah, just nobody with an STD that she used to basically brag about.

They should give an Oscar for Worst Tit.

They already have a best actress award.

Sarah Silverman's old floppers would win

"You wanna suck em?"

No thanks

Ho-Ly-shit that movie sucked

What movie? You watch her movies?

What a disaster of a tit.

her breast's pretty awful too

Check your history. Anthony and Ron Bennington always talked about how hot Schumer was and what great tits she had.

Revisionist history! Anthony is gay.

Who the fuck downvoted this?! I know she's a pig, Anth, Ron amd even Jimmy always talked about how sexy she was

I seriously barfed right now. Thanks asshole.

What a dumpster fire of a tit.

Her shirt and bra are doing a lot of the heavy lifting. Probably hang down to her belt otherwise.

Opie's hair got longer

🍳🍳

I would.

i hate pepperoni nipples, stupid lady.

She's already at the desperation part of her career where she has to start showing her tits. How 'brave'.

Meh

Theo Von said on his podcast he was fucking her for a while a few years ago. made me think much less of him