What do you think Ant would do after the tweet? Keith used to chase down and brutalize crack dealers and thugs and Ant crosses the street when he sees a billboard with a black person in it.
Ant would be like "ahahaha look at what the trolls are doing now!" secretly angry inside.
Keith would pretend it's bullshit and laugh it off while Ant grows more and more silently resentful and drunk, afraid to say anything to alienate his esteemed podcast runner and kid rape cover-upper.
Then he’ll go home and watch that Sopranos scene where Tony and Paulie are on the boat “you told John about that joke, right?” while angrily drinking and trying to draw parallels
Keith will do it like a pro. He will stay out at sea for an extra week, bang up the boat appropriately and claim Ant fell over during a freak storm. Once the pedophile ring leader is out of the picture all his crownies can claim innocent and beat the rap
Keith would try to claim there was a massive hurricane two miles off the New York coast that only affected them. Kinda like how he lied about chasing an amateur firefighter destination when cutting that guy off in traffic.
If you’re wealthy and fortunate enough to have the time/money to waste on a boating trip on a beautiful day in June, and you get so bored that you constantly have to check twitter, you should be fed to wild hogs feet first.
Then he’ll go home and watch that Sopranos scene where Tony and Paulie are on the boat “you told John about that joke, right?” while angrily drinking and trying to draw parallels
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1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-30
What do you think Ant would do after the tweet? Keith used to chase down and brutalize crack dealers and thugs and Ant crosses the street when he sees a billboard with a black person in it.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-30
Ant would be like "ahahaha look at what the trolls are doing now!" secretly angry inside.
Keith would pretend it's bullshit and laugh it off while Ant grows more and more silently resentful and drunk, afraid to say anything to alienate his esteemed podcast runner and kid rape cover-upper.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-06-30
Then he’ll go home and watch that Sopranos scene where Tony and Paulie are on the boat “you told John about that joke, right?” while angrily drinking and trying to draw parallels
1 lowend73 2018-06-30
Keith will make "Pasta ala Craterface"
1 SpudsCuckley 2018-06-30
Humiliation, guns & alcohol are a deadly combination. I’d hate to see something bad happen to either of these fine gentlemen.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-30
Keith will do it like a pro. He will stay out at sea for an extra week, bang up the boat appropriately and claim Ant fell over during a freak storm. Once the pedophile ring leader is out of the picture all his crownies can claim innocent and beat the rap
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-30
Keith would try to claim there was a massive hurricane two miles off the New York coast that only affected them. Kinda like how he lied about chasing an amateur firefighter destination when cutting that guy off in traffic.
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-30
He is a former New York cop, and also connected to the mafia. Covering shit up is probably the one thing he can do correctly.
1 JerkStoreJ 2018-06-30
He thought Long Island police bought a nuclear submarine....
1 SalesCunt129 2018-06-30
They probably have one. You know because of terrorism
1 Cawdor 2018-06-30
Whats a crownie?
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-30
A spelling error. Cronies
1 lowend73 2018-06-30
When Sue deep dicks Tranthony and slowly pulls out so her/his helmet appears shit covered.
1 Czar662 2018-06-30
Hopefully it ends like Big Pussy’s final boat trip.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-30
Hey, that's Ant's nickname too.
1 lowend73 2018-06-30
Nickname for his shitter, obviously
1 dropngo 2018-06-30
I can see it now...Keith will deny writing it but Ant will keep passive-aggressively bringing it up
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-06-30
If you’re wealthy and fortunate enough to have the time/money to waste on a boating trip on a beautiful day in June, and you get so bored that you constantly have to check twitter, you should be fed to wild hogs feet first.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-30
Mrs. Landau is busy
1 lowend73 2018-06-30
The next stop on the USS Faggot is Fire Island
1 RBuddCumia 2018-06-30
I hope Ant ends up like Natalie Wood.
1 sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-30
Ive always been too lazy to make a twitter but I couldnt pass this up and blasted it at him from my gf's account
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-30
I got sick of his boat tweets and asked "Is Sue with you?", INSTANT BLOCK!
HAHA he's such a cunt.
1 senselessdegenerate 2018-06-30
Then he’ll go home and watch that Sopranos scene where Tony and Paulie are on the boat “you told John about that joke, right?” while angrily drinking and trying to draw parallels