Self-love is a delusion. You should respect yourself, while knowing that there's always something you can change (or need to), and that you should at least be striving to be better than the person you were yesterday. Self love is the reason why relationships are failing, and why people are dying from adult-onset diabetes.
"Plus-size"...I'd love to see a guy try to pull that off. "I'm not fat and bald, I'm "plus-size" with "low maintenance" hair. You women have just been conditioned to believe that guys with full heads of hair and toned lean bodies are the masculine ideal".
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1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-29
Why not a junkie hero, or a hulk type that transforms when they start cutting themselves. Holy fuck.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-29
That's coming
1 RBuddCumia 2018-06-29
< That’s coming
And so is Ant.
1 ShiftyMcGrifter 2018-06-29
Marvel already has Big Bertha, who turns from thin to Lindy West size and back.
1 loonardi 2018-06-29
What's her kryptonite, diabetes?
1 Dr-Seepage 2018-06-29
Gym equipment
1 GWARscientist 2018-06-29
It's Kale.
1 OutlawMemer 2018-06-29
Her arch nemesis is a personal trainer.
1 Nah_Ming 2018-06-29
Accepting personal responsibility.
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-29
Standing.
1 ReDMeridiaN 2018-06-29
Self control
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-29
It's a bird...It's a plane...It's a fatso in a cape? How the fuck can she get off the ground?
1 literalotherkin 2018-06-29
How about the super power to consume less than your burn off?
1 Cullen396 2018-06-29
Fat people will never and should never be taken seriously in society. They're repulsive jokes. Yeah that includes YOU reading this.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-06-29
Aw :(
1 thrillated 2018-06-29
Yyyyeeeeeeessssssssssss!
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1 fartpoop22 2018-06-29
Getting all that weight off the ground is certainly a super power
1 literalotherkin 2018-06-29
Comment below: "The only two people excited for this are Melissa McCarthy and Rebel Wilson’s agents."
1 Jaded_Dragon_2018 2018-06-29
She recharges her strength by using her CPAP at night
1 Twatsmash 2018-06-29
Fat Amy must be wringing her greasy sausage fingers with glee at this news.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-06-29
I guess they are planning Amy Schumer to play the role of Hoagie Girl.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-06-29
Why is she blonde and white? How is this inclusive?
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-29
Fat and a woman. Checks a few boxes.
1 Ed_Wuncler_Da_3rd 2018-06-29
https://amandala.files.wordpress.com/2015/06/tumblr_nhb819fhad1qa64bjo2_500.jpg
1 holodog 2018-06-29
Hahah she sounds like such a quirky nerd!
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-06-29
I look forward to being blamed when this bombs.
1 JosefKWasArrested 2018-06-29
Telekinesis is the problem. She can just levitate eclairs into her waiting maw.
1 InHell1980 2018-06-29
Self-love is a delusion. You should respect yourself, while knowing that there's always something you can change (or need to), and that you should at least be striving to be better than the person you were yesterday. Self love is the reason why relationships are failing, and why people are dying from adult-onset diabetes.
1 satanssockpuppet 2018-06-29
"Plus-size"...I'd love to see a guy try to pull that off. "I'm not fat and bald, I'm "plus-size" with "low maintenance" hair. You women have just been conditioned to believe that guys with full heads of hair and toned lean bodies are the masculine ideal".
1 xyniphis 2018-06-29
So you've never heard Cumtown?
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-06-29
Her bat signal is a puffy, malignant conglomerate of an ovary from grease-induced PCOS.
1 all_copacetic 2018-06-29
What's her super power? That she can eat a lot of cheese? Fat cunt.
1 kingship75 2018-06-29
She lives on Planet Lindsey West.