Nice peplum top, stupid

Look at that toe meat 😲

meow

I love that homewrecking bitch

Look at that toe meat

Speaking of toe meat📸?

Hold on lemme get some nude pumps like it's 2014

Someone’s jealous

Goes greath with hernia.

ahahah I can't believe this 3 at best is talking shit about a 7

You understand no one cares about what's in fashion, right? We care about what makes your tits and ass look better.

If her hands are anything to go by, you don't want to see her feet. Unless you're into jacked up size 12s - hammertime!

Is that her pinky toe popping out the top? Jesus lady, get it together.

So Carl threw away is wife who stuck through all his ridiculous T-shirt’s to stick his dick in this crazy bitch. I give it 3 months before she gives us amazing material here.

Nothings better than new pussy.

While it may be new to him I’d still say that some old pussy.Good looking and nuttier than a shithouse rat but still that cooter has miles on it.

You're a fag

No. No I am not.

You most certainly are

Oh yea well I’m rubber you’re glue.

Nothing better than new retarded pussy

A good 8 hours sleep is up there though.

I’m very tired right now is what I’m saying.

Sleep is more important than we give it credit for. Less than 8 on a regular basis is bad for the old ticker.

I stopped drinking as much and had no idea how much damage boozing was doing to my sleeping pattern. Now I can get a solid eight hours in a night, before I would wake up peridoically and maybe get six hours. Plus I don't feel like shit all the time. I think I'll reward myself tonight by getting shitfaced.

I don't sleep much, work all the time, drink heavily and have dangerously high blood pressure for a 30 year old.

I'd be content to get a massive heart attack. No warnings or anything to worry about. Just clutch my chest then sweet relief.

Really? Cuz I was feeling suicidal for the last year or so, then I started getting chest pains and don't wanna go out like that now. I also don't want a stroke, which is scarier than a heart attach for me.

It's definitely better than getting long drawn out cancer.

I sleep maybe 4 hours average a night, work 50 hours a week, booze a lot and smoke a lot and do very little exersicse. I'm not fat but I don't eat much.

I've accepted my lifestyle will cause some kind of horrific permanent health damage when I'm the wrong side of 30 in a few years.

I've just felt too despondent for too long to care and I don't think it will change. Money doesn't change it, girlfriends don't, meditation and trying to be spiritually sound have never worked.

Maybe just try to quit drinking for a few weeks and see how you feel. A lot of my depression was coming from alcohol, and then I'd drink cuz I was depressed and it became a never ending cycle. I still haven't stopped completely, but I've been doing pretty good for the past month. I've only drank twice since Saturday, which is a record for me. I usually drink every day.

My addictions have actually been pretty great to me. I've always had a fantastic work ethic and liberal type people don't want to hear it but the fact is if you work hard you'll succeed financially. I'm not saying I'm successful but I make around 4000 a month after taxes and live like I make 2000 and I have done for a decade now. I don't really ever buy anything and I'm obsessed with making the numbers in my savings accounts go higher. I don't even view it as money. It's just something I lord over people and that's my joy in life right now.

I want to die when I'm 40 from a massive cardiac arrest and leave a $400,000 cash estate to some hare Krishna group or some stupid shit despite displaying no attachments to it at all in life. That would be deeply satisfying.

I also have a newgrounds account I made in 1999 that has one forum post telling somebody to rape a girl they liked. I still have the password and one day I'm going to post once more about rape. I think it would hilarious to have a 30 year posting gap starting in 1999 encouraging rape. Legacy.

These are some lofty aspirations. I have no goals, money, look forward to nothing, and yet I don't want to die anymore. At least, not as much as I used to. I don't wake up depressed every day of my life now, at least, so I got that going for me.

Years of sleep deprivation and a deep sense of unwarrented loathing is a powerful concoction.

It will probably come back. It always does. I find myself happy and content for no particular reason - just sleeping well and having nothing but positive interactions with people and just enjoying life, then almost as if I'm waking up from a daze, I realise I'm happy and healthy and then it falls apart again for another 3-18 month patch of depression, insomnia and panic attacks.

It's like when you suddenly find yourself totally at peace in one of those zen like trances. Utter bliss and tranquility. Then because you've realised it's happening and you're in it and it's amazing it immediately ends and is replaced by feeling shitty.

You sound like me but with more optimism.

I pray I'm strong enough to blow my brains out before I become middle aged. I don't want my autopsy to reveal I was boozed up or on drugs either. I want to go out like a man sober.

Put me in your will

That would be quite funny. My remaining family don't get anything and a stranger from Reddit gets it all.

the human body is tough. you'll just keep feeling progressively shitter but you'll probably make 75

Joe Cumia is 68 and is a big rock and roll band.

My grandfather had a stroke before I was born and he wasn't able to speak for the rest of his life :(

he would have only talked about how much of a disappointment you are

I think you mean "nice mute grandpa, stupid"

How much were you drinking?

At least a six pack a night. I probably should've switched to liquor a long time ago, but I always felt that would just ramp up my intake.

Fuckin Norton level alcoholic over here.

You drink three to five steel reserves a day for 10 years and then tell me how you feel.

It's more of the accumulation of drinking damn near every night for over 10 years. You try drinking 3-5 24 oz steel reserve or bud ice every night for that long then tell me how you feel. Or just don't be a loser like me.

You'll probably get a stroke and spend the next ten years in hell.

HEARD THAT.

Ya heard what i said?!

New pussy will make you ruin the rest of your life, though. People wind up in the middle of divorce court over that shit.

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Except when said pussy is crazy

What happens after that is another story.

That's what my grandmother used to say.

Metoo

I'm doing something very wrong in my life.

I think it's the drugs. Normal women must not like guys with acid bibles

Wanna share?

You allow me to arm myself sufficiently sure. But you would be better off going on the dark net markets

You’re losing me. Arm yourself for what?

Interacting with a member of this sub.

I’m harmless

Cute even

☺️

You got it Champ!

Just the kind of thing a cunning and dangerous predator would say.

I don’t own any guns

Brits aren't welcome around here, gov'nuh.

I've tried fucking with acid to get some spiritual awakening or some shit like Joe Rogan talks about. It's never been anything other than really really weird but fun or really weird and scary and paranoid like I can hear people shouting at me and shit.

I'm convinced people who talk about the spiritual side of it either havent done it or are just faggots in their regular life's anyway.

I've never had a spiritual experience on drugs. Masturbating on acid is pretty dope and a few months ago I ate a bunch at work and spent the night in our parking lot all fucked up because I forgot taxis exist

shrooms are a lot more likely to get you there, in my opinion. dmt would do it but its often too rapid and nonsensical to get spiritual gain from. acid never really got me there like shrooms did. and to get to the spiritual shit I have to surrender to the trip (and the paranoia, face the absolute worst) and therefore 'God' and death, at least usually its something like that. which I'm never willing to do, but taking a dose too big to fight usually does the trick although it's not fun. but yes, I could see it taking a certain amount of natural faggotry, since its pretty much just your own deluded subconscious/imagination, probably

What’s the biggest dose you’ve taken?

not too big, about 4g shrooms the last time and decided I had enough of the full trips for a few years. just an occasional microdose. id like to find dmt again though, only did that once (~45mg) but it was the coolest most fucked up experience ever. a lot less of the hippie spiritual shit, more alien/tribal/doom metal, but still a mix.

I've done a shit tone of shrooms. A field near my apartment behind a highway grows them in certain months and I used to freeze dry them.

Again, it just made me have really wild crazy trips, some pleasant and most scary.

The people who talk about higher planes of existance and shit are usually liars or zaney gay weirdos anyway

Word. most of my trips were how you describe (strange and terrifying or just exhausting, which is why I stopped) but there were rare moments where everything seemed to line up perfectly and I would get a deep feeling of relief and faith in the future/death (Ive always thought spirituality/God to be bullshit), but I could never hold on to it. I think people just confuse 'spiritual' or 'higher reality' with becoming temporarily aware of a part of their brain that is usually a background process. I dont think the hippie schizo types are necessarily liars, I think they just get too caught up in their own imagination. youre right about them being gay though.

I did 4g last year and it totally rocked me. I bought an 1/8 last weekend but haven’t taken it because of last year. Probably will take it this weekend though.

I've done it, DMT, and the others. It's a good time, and you do see and experience crazy shit. But the people who think it's spiritual in a literal sense also belive in things like chi, reki, astrology, and are always one conversation away from being recruited to a modern cult.

You have to be the kind of person who believes in that stupid shit to begin with.

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WHO IS THIS WHATS GOING ON

Pay attention, stupid.

The amount Erock-vagueness in this sub is disgusting

Well now I'm not gonna tell you, if you're gonna act like that.

I am writing a Sliders movie, ok!?

Did Carl cheat on his nice, beautiful wife with Mz. Chipperson?

Sure, why not.

That's the spirit. Too many people are looking for "proof" of these people's wrongdoings nowadays. We need to just make shit up and run with it more often.

Attaboy. The "truth" is what enough people say it is.

Nice ham hock ankles, stupid.

Think we can count on Carl leaking nudes of this nutjob after the inevitable torrential break-up?

He will tease it like faggot opie would.

Super high maintenance. Do you think she has a mirror on every wall in her house, or maybe she walks around with a selfie stick all day?

I read the words "high maintenance" in John and Jeff voice.

Fuck. you got me. That's the bit.

Walk of shame.

She looks like the type of gal who goes an Iggles tailgate and ends up pissing on the sidewalk.

This made me hard just reading it.

BillsMuffia

This ending in some kind of ridiculous dramatic way is as nailed on as Pete Davidson's humiltating suicide attempts when that pop star leaves him

Wait. What? Who is this? Please for the love of all that is holy and righteous, please tell me Carl is not hitting that?

She's totally sexy, I don't know what you homos are bitching about.

We bitch about everything!Duh.

Much better photo than she usually puts out. Hide the crazy eyes, push out the tits.

pretty from far, but far from pretty

Nice uneven pavers, stupid.

Did this slut change her twitter account? What gives?

I just want to give her a single rose, jam my finger up her asshole, and leave

She looks good. Good for Ol' Carl Ruiz, I guess.

I hate that I’m dying to fuck her. Nice feet, too.

this bitch > bam's seed.

Also crazy,but no kids and knows you have to get implants when you get old

Get those tits fixed

carl should have got some of his spic relatives to lay those tiles.

"Ass like a ten year old boy" and thats supposed to be a good thing?

In the Cumia household it is.

Boy do fake tits look good up until you get that shirt off.

Queer.

nice hooterz

She's white trash hot.

New pussy,new pussy,new pussy,YER.

I don't sleep much, work all the time, drink heavily and have dangerously high blood pressure for a 30 year old.

I'd be content to get a massive heart attack. No warnings or anything to worry about. Just clutch my chest then sweet relief.

Years of sleep deprivation and a deep sense of unwarrented loathing is a powerful concoction.

It will probably come back. It always does. I find myself happy and content for no particular reason - just sleeping well and having nothing but positive interactions with people and just enjoying life, then almost as if I'm waking up from a daze, I realise I'm happy and healthy and then it falls apart again for another 3-18 month patch of depression, insomnia and panic attacks.

It's like when you suddenly find yourself totally at peace in one of those zen like trances. Utter bliss and tranquility. Then because you've realised it's happening and you're in it and it's amazing it immediately ends and is replaced by feeling shitty.

Ya heard what i said?!