Opie's Ramone is fucking Miss Chipperson

18  2018-06-29 by TheWelfareMan

5 comments

He looks like that Humpty Dumpty rapper guy. What a fag.

I'm gonna stop what ya doin',

Cuz I'm about to ruin,

Your funny with a FAWKIN' phone call!

My name is Opie,

My stories are quite dopie,

And when you tease me, boy do I sure get mopey!

So HOLDONHOLDON!

The funny's going long,

I gotta get SNOW-AY on!

The Opie Whiff, here's your chance, to do a sniff!

Ant's turn on the mic; imma tell you about the turnpike

Haters call me nana; they don't know i'm the peak of immaturity

Sending twitter accounts into obscurity

Girls over 13 have too many impurities

Sending keith to find little girls; I predate using my unlisted security

Fight with me imma cry like a baby

I'll put out a bounty on any haters and follow through; maybe

I can't believe you guys would even bring up Sue

Now you've got me passive aggressive and angered my whole crew

I'm up at 04:00 with twitter in my field of view

I'm full of bud light and insecurity; bout to send you back to obscurity

She probably unironically thinks Chip is funny. That's why she gravitated to Carl.