Does anyone not acknowledge this? I'd say any show without guests and when Jimmy was "sleepy" was shit. It usually stunk without guests or with an unenthusiastic Jimmy.
He cuts down a bands musical influence saying "lots of other people take their clothes off." I think for Jim, like a teenage girl, it all boils down to the bands image. which would explain why he picked two corny ass satan worshiping bands to base his own image around. Whoa dude, badass. What an absolute & utter massive fucking faggot.
Some of the Chili Peppers earlier shit was really good. It really is all about what the bands image is with Jim.
I am a Sabbath fanatic but to act like they are he greatest band of all time like The Worm does is fucking retarded. Also, the other person that posted how Ozzy surrounds himself with innovative guitar players and good songwriters is spot on.
Ozzy has always only been as good as the songwriters and guitar players he’s kept around him. Tony Iommi, Randy Rhoads and Zakk Wylde—those are three legendary guitarists he was lucky to hook up with and those were the ones around when he was most successful.
Of course, if Norton were here, I’m sure he’d tell me I’m wrong and what a seminal album “The Ultimate Sin” was, then to slip in a puddle of AIDS and utilize a shotgun toe trigger.
And the lyrics to all the hits from the Blizzard of Ozz era were written by Bob Daisley. I have nothing against Ozzy - in fact I'm impressed that he can still perform without sounding like an utter retard - but it really is humiliating to hear Norton gush over everything he does like he's an untouchable musical genius.
The best thing Ozzy ever did was refuse to go on air with Jim and Sam. He might be almost braindead but somewhere deep in his mind he must have known that shit is garbage.
The Sabbath/Zeppelin debate lol there is no debate, even a retard knows Zeppelin changed the entire heavy metal scene, along with Deep Purple. Sabbath didn't do shit...
"As he lifted his skirt and playfully pretended to be an actual man, then he giggled and said "Okay, now put it back in me Sphen, enough fucking about... Mommy needs her dootie covered dong! Sam, comment?"
One of the few times I remember Opie making me laugh was in the early days of Jimmy on WNEW he'd go on one of his Ozzy rants saying how amazing he was, and Opie would go "Yeah, when he does that 'hop up in the air and clap his hands' thing? That's amazing stuff, Jimmy."
I dont believe he likes sabbath that much. the way he talks about their music and music on general just doesnt sound like anyone who talks about music they love, or even music they kind of like. He decided one day that he was going to add the sabbath fan thing to his identity and just never let go of it. its painful to hear him talk about music because hes just bullshitting.
I love how his obsession with Ozzy is so profound that he doesn't even recognize the other members of the band, mainly the ones who wrote ALL THE FUCKING SONGS... Fucking worm. I wish we still had Patrice to eviscerate Norton's slimy ass
Rock Authority Jim Norton once said that Iron Maidens 'Run To The Hills' was missing a verse otherwise it would be a good song. The stupid cunt has been dead to me since.
Music is also subjective and the “this band is better than this band” bullshit goes away after you get out of high school. I hate people who always turn entertainment into a big contest over what’s the best. What am I 12?
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1 dropngo 2018-06-28
Poor Jim. The Sabbath-Zepplin debate took as much of a mental toll on him as his alcoholism.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-06-28
Jim knows as much about music as Opie. They know five songs by two bands but they're passionate as all hell about those two bands.
3/4 of O&A is unlistenable garbage. Yeah yeah, Patrice/Colin etc, but in between all that is just annoying to listen to.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-28
We know
1 Cumia_Box 2018-06-28
Does anyone not acknowledge this? I'd say any show without guests and when Jimmy was "sleepy" was shit. It usually stunk without guests or with an unenthusiastic Jimmy.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-28
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=hO6DScCVYH0&index=8&t=0s&list=PLQbArw0IAoiPunOxPHLqSqVBT_M9OCJ1i
Youll fucking LOVE this. He angrily defends sabbath to an embarrassing degree. Hes livid.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-06-28
He cuts down a bands musical influence saying "lots of other people take their clothes off." I think for Jim, like a teenage girl, it all boils down to the bands image. which would explain why he picked two corny ass satan worshiping bands to base his own image around. Whoa dude, badass. What an absolute & utter massive fucking faggot.
1 CONCHOPETEghostcock 2018-06-28
He didnt walk by girls playing sabbath on his boombox to show off japamese technology
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-06-28
Some of the Chili Peppers earlier shit was really good. It really is all about what the bands image is with Jim.
I am a Sabbath fanatic but to act like they are he greatest band of all time like The Worm does is fucking retarded. Also, the other person that posted how Ozzy surrounds himself with innovative guitar players and good songwriters is spot on.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-28
Ozzy is the member of Sabbath with zero talent, of course he singles him out as their best.
1 berserka-cawk 2018-06-28
Ozzy has always only been as good as the songwriters and guitar players he’s kept around him. Tony Iommi, Randy Rhoads and Zakk Wylde—those are three legendary guitarists he was lucky to hook up with and those were the ones around when he was most successful.
Of course, if Norton were here, I’m sure he’d tell me I’m wrong and what a seminal album “The Ultimate Sin” was, then to slip in a puddle of AIDS and utilize a shotgun toe trigger.
1 WestStarKinger666 2018-06-28
Lemmy wrote tons of Ozzy shit as well. I don't blame the retard Ozzy but his cunt wife is responsible for children like Jim to think Ozzy is Great.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-06-28
And the lyrics to all the hits from the Blizzard of Ozz era were written by Bob Daisley. I have nothing against Ozzy - in fact I'm impressed that he can still perform without sounding like an utter retard - but it really is humiliating to hear Norton gush over everything he does like he's an untouchable musical genius.
The best thing Ozzy ever did was refuse to go on air with Jim and Sam. He might be almost braindead but somewhere deep in his mind he must have known that shit is garbage.
1 Single_Action_Army 2018-06-28
Closely followed by leaving Jim's books behind.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-06-28
I say this not because I happen to hate Jim. This is my genuine opinion that I would have even if I didn’t know what O&A was:
Ozzy and Black Sabbath are fucking terrible.
1 quasi100 2018-06-28
"the who are a much better band than black sabbath"
morton's musical opinions are so bad, he makes opie right by default.
1 gunstore 2018-06-28
That video title is very funny
1 CuckECheese 2018-06-28
Why don't you go suck the uploader's dick then.
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-06-28
:)
1 aPersonStranded 2018-06-28
The Sabbath/Zeppelin debate lol there is no debate, even a retard knows Zeppelin changed the entire heavy metal scene, along with Deep Purple. Sabbath didn't do shit...
1 turdthief3 2018-06-28
Hows your container of coffee?
1 bal0rd 2018-06-28
He listens to Suicide Solution over and over and thinks GOD THAT'S ME, THAT'S ME. THIS SAVED ME.
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-28
Faggot face Norton strikes again. Strikes his penis into a man's buttocks.
1 CuckECheese 2018-06-28
Norton isn't manly enough to top anyone.
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-28
"As he lifted his skirt and playfully pretended to be an actual man, then he giggled and said "Okay, now put it back in me Sphen, enough fucking about... Mommy needs her dootie covered dong! Sam, comment?"
1 JMueller2012 2018-06-28
He deserves his misery
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-06-28
One of the few times I remember Opie making me laugh was in the early days of Jimmy on WNEW he'd go on one of his Ozzy rants saying how amazing he was, and Opie would go "Yeah, when he does that 'hop up in the air and clap his hands' thing? That's amazing stuff, Jimmy."
1 Cumia_Box 2018-06-28
Link please. I'd like to hear Opie say something genuinely funny.
1 juanwayne 2018-06-28
Ozzy sounds like a deaf person with good pitch
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-28
He couldn't sing when the band started, so on half the songs he's singing along with the guitar licks. It's childish.
1 LTsearring 2018-06-28
I dont believe he likes sabbath that much. the way he talks about their music and music on general just doesnt sound like anyone who talks about music they love, or even music they kind of like. He decided one day that he was going to add the sabbath fan thing to his identity and just never let go of it. its painful to hear him talk about music because hes just bullshitting.
1 egates09 2018-06-28
in other news faggots are faggy.
1 Brandy_Buck 2018-06-28
I love how his obsession with Ozzy is so profound that he doesn't even recognize the other members of the band, mainly the ones who wrote ALL THE FUCKING SONGS... Fucking worm. I wish we still had Patrice to eviscerate Norton's slimy ass
1 rickygri 2018-06-28
I like how everyone in this passionate rock critic Jim thread talks so passionately about rock
1 zackb1991 2018-06-28
But how else would we know that anything that isn't Sabbath or Kiss is complete drivel?
1 Fordtrain 2018-06-28
Rock Authority Jim Norton once said that Iron Maidens 'Run To The Hills' was missing a verse otherwise it would be a good song. The stupid cunt has been dead to me since.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-06-28
Music is also subjective and the “this band is better than this band” bullshit goes away after you get out of high school. I hate people who always turn entertainment into a big contest over what’s the best. What am I 12?
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-28
He couldn't sing when the band started, so on half the songs he's singing along with the guitar licks. It's childish.