Every single thing Nana states in his obscurity DMs are a projection of his own insecurities

97  2018-06-28 by WhytGrlsLuvMaBBC

Outside of being criminally ugly, Nana's biggest insecurity is obscurity. The "look around you" phrase he always throws around is also very telling. He is so desperate to create an inner circle to give him the attention this geriatric so desperately craves despite it comprising of the likes of Big A and Bobo.

Nana knows that his audience numbers are dwindling and it's killing him inside. The gradual descent into obscurity is an even bigger fear for him than his inevitable bankruptcy.

His entire self-worth revolves around attention since he's an old man with no wife or kids. He has nothing else to live for and every day his little world is getting smaller and smaller.

Also, he's a pedophile.

33 comments

Stunning in depth analysis there, what are you, NCIS?

You're also not wrong.

im pretty upset i never got a DM from him before he blocked me. i like to think i made him so mad that he didnt even want acknowledge a civilian like me

I think you are right, but you are missing something. When he says "look at your surroundings" that speaks to his insecurities about how ultimately shit his house is. He knows he is living in what amounts to a frat house, and he knows its embarrassing, but it cost him most of his money, so he cant admit defeat.

ME: All those fawkin' parties and I still never got an invite, I'm fighting for my life over here and you stilllllll never even met my fawkin' son!

sniff

Period.

AND THATS THE DOUBLE TRUTH, RUTH!

This “NANA” nickname is fucking stupid. Be more creative. That’s all.

feed nana

Nobody gives a shit what you think, first day here guy. Fuck off back to obscurity.

That’s funny first timer... Go back and shine your fucking shinebox, whiny bitch.

You're the one whining about your Nana

Nice 30 year old movie reference.

shine your shinebox? That is utterly unoriginal, and not even right. What are you, some kinda retard?

Unoriginal, yes. Used by O&A frequently back in the day? Damn right.

Some kinda retard? Nope, we aren’t related. Nice try but go back home and eat paint chips, jagoff.

It's "now go get yer fuckin' shinebox". Are you twice the retard I thought you were or was your mistake some hilarious joke missed by me?

You obviously missed the joke, retard.

Well what does it mean?

I’m not gonna spell it out for you. Jesus, you’re dense. You sound like a Liberal.

Translation- there was no joke. You sound like a fucking dope.

Nope. You’re just a fucking retard living in fantasyland. That’s all there is to it. Clueless cuck.

What was the hilarious double shine joke then? Judging by the downvotes, no-one got it.

People gave up listening to a mongoloid trying to be a troll, but you wouldn’t get that, huh dipshit. Scram. You’re bothering me and everyone else.

Telling people to go away on the internet doesn't really work dude. Any chance of explaining that absolute cracker of a joke?

He is obscure to all the actual famous people he tries to argue with on twitter, that's my favorite bit

Joe begging for Ron Perlman's attention is even worse

Its one of the few bits still fueling the sub

Well, that and the copious drug and alcohol use coupled with our uncanny ability to draw humor from dead children

I eagerly await the day Ant annoys an actual celebrity with a blue checkmark and gets his ass IP banned for good.

While the 🐜 bashing can get a bit much for me, the whole having to have someone around and being 100% unable to fall asleep without the tv on really speaks to how insecure he is being alone with his own thoughts.

At a certain point don’t you just ignore the people fucking with you on twitter instead of validating then, unless you kind of like the attention?

Like that time he said, "Man, I sure love dicks. Now back to obscurity with you!!"

Seems pretty revealing.

*Sue's boipussi.

projection of insecurities

this one gets em EVERY time

Also, he’s a pedophile

But his mooch brother isn’t, although this can’t be confirmed

Another great call from Dr Lydia

Period.