Few subjects are as dull as old gambling stories from degenerates. “I had the Jets and the ‘Niners in that parlay but forgot to make the call!” Oh wow, did ya, Artie? Fascinating.
Artie’s no-shows and latest drug problems on compound media really hurt his rep. The book won’t sell, Artie will get back on drugs, and the cycle will repeat again.
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1 bal0rd 2018-06-28
Have another drink to get the blood flowing to that healthy nose growth.
1 PhilipMarma 2018-06-28
Few subjects are as dull as old gambling stories from degenerates. “I had the Jets and the ‘Niners in that parlay but forgot to make the call!” Oh wow, did ya, Artie? Fascinating.
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-06-28
You must be a big Bill Simmons fan then.
1 EdguhMellencamp 2018-06-28
Artie looks borderline cadaverous on that cover photo but it's still the best picture taken of him in five years.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-28
Cadaver implies some amount of human care involved. Big upgrade from decaying corpse.
1 Ceneibrie 2018-06-28
Plus we know all these stories are just made up. "2400 on the Knicks" = $2400 of heroin
1 brmlb 2018-06-28
Artie’s no-shows and latest drug problems on compound media really hurt his rep. The book won’t sell, Artie will get back on drugs, and the cycle will repeat again.
1 jjoharanyc1 2018-06-28
...Artie will still be on drugs"
FTFY.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-28
Some of these guys actually think he's clean still
1 itsclivepeters 2018-06-28
It's the same 4 stories over and over for 300 pages
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-28
I wonder if there will be any parts about his additions or large body?
1 Billyassman 2018-06-28
Beggar Begging
1 PhillyBuckeye 2018-06-28
You must be a big Bill Simmons fan then.