Ari Hates Kumail

49  2018-06-27 by OochyWally

27 comments

There's a evil conservative strawman that lives in Kumail's mind and he says things like "white people love their children way more than immigrants do!"

Considering Kumail was raised by the servants, he really has no idea what he is talking about

Immigrants love their kids just as much as everybody else

What a fucking non-point. Nobody is arguing that you fucking stump.

9/11...was bad

INTENSE BACK-PATTING

that captures his insufferable delivery too

I want an IED to blow those eyebrows off.

replace the exclamation mark with a question mark and you've got it

I would argue the parents of America loved their children more over the last 200 years than Mexican parents over 200 years. Generally speaking. There is clealry more production and commerce happening in America which is created by people providing for their families. How many dads get up every AM and shlep to work because they love their kids. they dont sit around in huts, swating flies and drinking tequila looking for socialist hand outs.

comedians are half a fags.

Except the hilarious ones with big beefers.

As he should. As well as he should hate the other 4 faggots below him.

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I would argue that a lot of those immigrant parents don't love their daughters as much as everybody else does. Particularly the immigrants that come from his country.

Ari has always talked about comedians taking political stances instead of being funny. One thing I like about him.

What happened is every comedian thinks they are a profound philosopher who sees things "civilians" dont and they pontificate endlessly.

They all think it's this intense, serious artform not be taken lightly.

Therefore you believe that you and Ari are some profound thinkers that can they can see beyond everyone, and can, thus, pontificate endlessly about how the rest of us are idiots?

Nice reasoning, jackass.

Im a dummy who posts on a messageboard about a defunct show and make fun of a former host who looks like a Grandma.

You on the other hand want everyone to high five you on your sub par joshin.

Oh burn. You’re clearly more capable of understanding the irony and humor in this sub than the rest of us peons. Kudos.

Politics aside, I can't stand any of them. Kumail's just moralfagging, there's no real argument there. But at least I can respect him for not spending hours trying to craft a hack joke for the sole purpose of displaying his incredible wit

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Ari demonstrated the definition of word economy with that one, he didn't utter even one word, just a circle

He could have just tweeted the picture, with the circle, no need to spoil a great tweet with words. Word economy stupid

50k each of Wooooo!!!!s

Ari's wrong, those tweets are great, Wooo's are 2018's haha's.

Can we just take a moment from the avalanche of J&S laughter to reflect upon immigrant babies in cages?

Lets come together as a community gang.

Could he be dare I say... one of the good Jews?

If this were mid 30s Germany, I'd let Ari take his shower last. What a guy.

username checks out

Putting a baby in a cage isn't as bad as putting an adult in a cage. Or even an older child in a cage. In fact we put babies in cages all the time.

I get you're trying to make it sound horrible but let's use our brains.

that captures his insufferable delivery too