50 cent officially funnier than Jim Norton

37  2018-06-27 by cucktastrophy

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When I first saw this article from vulture.com, its title was:

50 Cent Mocks Terry Crews For Sexual Assault

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Your kind is not not welcome here

Hahaha black folks don't fuck with that pansy shit.

Its the queer shit that makes them think they can win

I called my dealer Sweetie and he was ready to fight until he knew it was me.

When black guys are gay, they're REALLY gay. Watch the Eddie Murphy bit from Delirious. He really takes them to task.

I think that had more to do with the fact that by that point in his life and career Eddie Murphy had fucked every color and shape of woman there was and he grew bored so to spice things up he decided to take a ride on the Tranny Train and see how it was.

Hasn't been a hint of it since then so either that scared him straight, he did it until he got bored with it or he learned to keep it on the down low better.

Plus considering how open Charlie Murphy was and how he could slip up in interviews sometimes and say things he didn't mean to, if Eddie were a frequent tranny fucker Charlie would have said so.

I think that had more to do with the fact that by that point in his life and career Eddie Murphy had fucked every color and shape of woman there was and he grew bored so to spice things up he decided to take a ride on the Tranny Train and see how it was.

I never understood this argument, how many tens do you need to fuck before you want to fuck a dude in a dress?

I didn't say it was normal, just said that it might have been why he did it. Or he could just be a closeted homosexual like Norton and Anthony.

RIP Charlie.

Mexicans hate gays even more than blacks.

At least that's an assault allegation I would be shocked about if it wasn't 100 percent true.

The thing is terry crews looks like someone that should be able to physically destroy the old gross Jew that cupped his balls. While that is true, knocking a powerful Jew out in Hollywood in a public setting like that is a career destroying move.

But 50 was going against drug kingpins that ran his neighborhood. So I have no doubt in my mind that he wouldn't have let some fruity Jew molest him.

50's fans still translate to more money than an actors, I think Terry was scared his career would be over.

That being said, if a dude grabs your dick in front of your wife and you don't give him an unforgettable beatdown you're basically admitting you liked it.

Terry is stuck in this hilarious limbo where he's so huge and intimidating the only roles he can get are sarcastic ones where they cast him as an emotional effeminate goofball.

Black men have been trained for a long time not to do violence to the Jews. They know who you cannot fuck with. Except Danny Ross. No kne gives a shit about him and Terry Crews can rape him as payback without repurcussions. Consider it reparations.

Thank fucking god. Somebody finally had the balls to say it.

Bob Balaban anally assaulted Mr T. This shit is real, y’all.

I can’t stand these sanctimonious shit stirring opinion articles that write about literally nothing like this. it’s one thing to even “report” on a nothing instagram post by a celebrity, as if it’s worth anyone’s attention, but to present it with this condemning attitude makes me hate every shitty blog site disguised as news. when did journalists decide they were our moral compass?

This Terry Crews thing is the gayest ahit I've ever seen in my life. Crews is like 9 ft tall and has such big muscles he looks all fucked up, but then some corporate queer touches his dick and he becomes paralyzed and now hes complaining to the government that not enough people know his pain.

Get him on the show!

50 cent is hilarious. He offered to donate 750000 dollars to a charity of Mayweathers choice if he read one page of Harry Potter or Cat in the Hat out loud. Floyd didn't do it.

That was the greatest shit ever, Mayweather was trying to build up the beef over physical prowess and intimidation then 50 comes in with "this nigga can't even read lol" and it immediately ended.

Patrice lost a huge tv gig to a sissy.

That boy Crews is playing the #Meetoo game..

I get that having your balls felt by an old fat Jew is not how you want to remember your long day at work, but that's very mild shit considering the young twinks who get tied up and popped in the ass.

"The cruelty of this is only outweighed by how not funny it is..."

 

Speak for yourself, stupid.