ridiculous. Why don't they interview her instead of having Joe Machi in for the eighth time this year.

If all these years have taught us anything about broadcasting, it's that hot girls make for shit radio.

Yeah, but what if they’re also cops?

Multiply shit radio times Keith.

She is? I'd say her face is cute. Can't see enough of her figure to say she's "super hot." The cop outfit takes away points too.

Turns out, she's fine as a fuck...

Me: officer, I need to turn myself in.

Her: why?

Me: because I just stole your heart.

Game on flames.

Absolutely

She’s stupid sexy

her instagram is good too https://www.instagram.com/dani.elle7/

Wouldn’t mind letting her pull me over and searching my car for marijuana..

I would.

Go back to incels faggot.

he's a fag for not wanting to get arrested? retard

Lol @ being so much of a bitch that you have to make a throwaway acct just to post here. Are you scared the other reddit fags might see you write something mean? Fuck off loser.

This is my only account but you're right I am a loser.

how am i an incel because i dont want the cop searching my car for weed?

dude, u r a giant pussy.

No because you posted like eight different times in this thread like a weird angry virgin.

Im just riffen trying to drop jokes, nigga. I do that in every thread.

U kinda come off like the angry pussy sniffing virgin nerd if u want to start drawing straws. Look at my history all i do is write kike 20 times in a thread

U do u god

thank u, kind sir.

R u jewish by any chance?

why would u want an officer of the law to search your car for a schedule1 narcotic?

She could rubber-glove me any day.

Jesus, she is really beautiful. Not just for a cop.

She’s a legit 10

This bar slut is a cop? Fucking country is dunzo

Several pictures of her mugging with celebrities when she is in uniform.

She’s officer Jane Norden. Way to serve and protect, stupid.

Imagine how jealous Jim is of her being able to get whatever cock she so desires at the drop of a hat.

She can cavity search me anytime

Think she lurks the subreddit?

no way.

The only thing wrong with her is her taste in comedians.

And jobs.

Ay, I got a couple of Fuckin jobs for her... outside of sucking my cock! A-GA-GOOO!

She outed Jim. That’s not right. How dare she drag him out of the closet. Blabbermouthed cunt.

And her being on the pig force.

If he had any balls and wasn't such a fan of other men's he'd propose to her on the spot. Fucking 10 and probable O&A listener

Damn shes perfect, too bad theres zero chance she isnt married to a taller less gastropod resembling man

There’s a slight chance she’s one of those elusive lipstick lesbos I’ve heard about.

i'd go straight for that chubby friend with the sorta retarded face and the sloppy looking hangers

A legit 10

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Why is everyone ignoring that Norton was at the pride parade?!

Because it’s not surprising.

CAUSE HE'S A FUCKIN' FAAAAG, OH!

I'd be more surprised if he wasn't.

Because everybody knows and is okay with it. Besides some hayseeds.

His grip on her is excessive

White-knuckle Jim

He’s panicking because he’s being exposed as a fanook.

I love you, Johnnycakes

Creepy claw hook like an eagle’s talons.

Look how straight I am!

Her hotness really accentuates how hideous Jim is.

Cagney and Lacey

She's like 5'2" and looks like she can throw Jim down

Lol I've seen Jim in person, being that close to his height 5'2" is generous

Lol I've seen Jim in person

Spelunking

Glory hole? Candle shopping?

She's a fucking smokeshow.

Out bugchasing at all hours of the night

I’d let her play with my Glock if you know what I mean.

What would be the female Bad Lieutenant version of getting pulled over? I want that.

Why won't this man/mollusk just publicly admit he is a homosexual? No straight man is hanging around in "the wee hours of the pride parade".

I agree that he probably is, but the pride parade goes right by a block from the cellar and village underground, so it’s possible that he was in the neighborhood anyway.

Because Jim would lose 60 percent of his material and all he'd be left with are pop culture stories that nobody remembers.

She'll be opening for Jim next week.

I don't care how tough she is any chick this hot should not be allowed to be a cop it's just right.

A police officer should be able to manhandle you, not the other way around

Does she have a penis?

God I'd allow her to fuck me

The world was a better place when chicks like this weren't allowed to be cops and had to work at Hooter's or give handies at the local strip club.

Imagine working with her and getting paid the same. She can't even break up a fight between 2 women.

I don’t see it... she just looks like a regular old plain Jane to me.

How short is that woman? Is Jimmy standing on a ladder? He's seriously one of the shortest men I've ever met.

Plot twist: it turns out that Jim Norton is a trannie

I’d make soup with her panties

She's hot, but imagine working with her and getting paid the same. She can't even break up a fight between 2 women.

LOL why is that girl a cop? Is this a joke?

Link?

https://www.efootage.com/stock-footage/51278/Man_Beats_Female_Cop_As_Daughter_Watches/

He should be shot multiple times with a Bofors gun.

This is one sexy cop. She can Abner Louima me at any point. Just call me on my cell phone.

midgets aren't hot

i feel save at night knowing bar cooz's are patrolling the streets to keep us safe.

jesus christ you guys are lonely and think everything with a pussy is a 10

You're only half right.

At the very least, a 8.5

She's cute but she's a cop so that makes her ugly.

She is cute tho not gonna lie

"Sal, hey...nothin'...I was here...It's a joke..."

Lol I've seen Jim in person, being that close to his height 5'2" is generous