Judging by the ads on Faction Talk, the typical listener is a

41  2018-06-25 by Patmcpsu

uninsurable truck driver with a snoring problem that wants to sell his time share in order to purchase luxury bed sheets.

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Did you know Boll and Branch sheets were used by 3 US presidents???

How is that spelled?

Great marketing is choosing a vague brand name.

But truckers are on the road, jacked up on speed so they can make their run. What need do they have for bed sheets?

Not anymore, unfortunately. Truckers have to use electronic logs now. If you work in any supply chain related job, it's been tough. People keep saying there's a driver shortage, like they all just went away, but really they just can't cheat. I'm sure they're still on meth though.

Has this impacted the lot lizard market? I have an office job, so my knowledge of the trucking world is like Anth's knowledge of current TV shows.

I would have to imagine that it's helping the lot lizard community, since they have to stop more for rest.

electronic logs

doesn't that make it painful to shit?

Obviously.

been tough

Are you saying it's a tough one, man?

to wrap the bodies in

Don’t forget K-A-R-S Kars4Kids

My favorite is the one where they are advertising reverse mortgages: for anything, even if you just want to buy the next Bitcoin dip!

(((1-877-KARS 4 KIDS)))

Fuck that commercial with the most rusty hacksaw you can find and shove it up your ass cause im gonna donate a mob hit car to this fucking company for that god damn ad.

Even stern has the shitty advertisers.

Every podcast has the same 4 companies for live reads.

Its all a massive con.

Oh and Opie? No advertising.

It’s the type of companies that would pay for ad-space without asking for listener information

Audible, blue apron Dollar shave clubs and those shitty learning sites

MeUndies, Squaresoft etc etc.

We should solicit Opie to advertise r/opieandanthony

simpli safe home security

I don't have the analytics to back this one up, but I have a strong hunch that the typical Faction listener is also a huge faggot.

Penny stock chaser

faggot.