r/opieandanthony: Upvote if you think this sub made ant cry.

1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-06-25

upvote if you want OP to die

1 boringoneliner 2018-06-25

Upvote if you like pie

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-25

Pie is fucking gross. Cake is where it's at. But you already knew that, didn't you fatty?

1 boringoneliner 2018-06-25

Cake is for fatties. Why would you eat what is basically sugared bread.

1 --DC-- 2018-06-25

/u/Bick_Bickerson, comment?

1 Bick_Bickerson 2018-06-25

It is not sugared bread

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-25

I'm sorry your parents didn't love you enough to throw you birthday parties but you don't have to take it out on the cake.

1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-25

Cheesecake is the only good cake, and it isn't even sknow fucking cake. Maybe german chocolate and carrot cake as well, but most cake is garbage. I always asked for key lime pie or cheesecake for my birthdays growing up. I hate frosting.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-25

I always asked for key lime pie or cheesecake for my birthdays growing up

lol. What a fucking cornball.

1 ShittyShittyShitdick 2018-06-25

Go eat some cake, you sissy faggot.

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-25

"Key lime pie"...hahaha. Fucking queer.

1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-25

Who the fuck doesn't like key lime pie?

1 dvvdvv-dvvdvv-dvv 2018-06-25

carrot cake

Me: FUUUUCK

1 AntsCamera 2018-06-25

Cake Horn.

1 blackirishlad 2018-06-25

I'm no baker, so i don't really know why, but it seems like cake is the dessert most prone to be cheapened down and taste like sugary shit. Half the time I'm given cake that I didn't choose myself it seems like I'm being handed something meant for fucking 5 year olds.

Cake, what am I? 5?!

1 SpitItoutSocrates 2018-06-25

^ loser whos parents didn't love him enough to buy him birthday cake.

1 TheWelfareMan 2018-06-25

You gay

1 racemic_mixture 2018-06-25

Cry with laughter you mean, I assume?

1 SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-06-25

he's laffin all the way to the bank!

1 marco4371 2018-06-25

Does anybody remember laughter?

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-25

I forgot to laugh.

1 enzo_trash 2018-06-25

*guess

if your gonna re-use shit re-use it right you re-tard

1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-25

Chomp.

1 AntsCamera 2018-06-25

Nothing gayer than a low effort karma whore.

I upvoted it anyways because I know Ant reads this shit.

1 SamsHairLine 2018-06-25

Takes one to know one.

1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-25

I guess you're rubber and he's glue! 😂

1 AntsCamera 2018-06-25

ignore him

1 King_Groovy 2018-06-25

this guy's fawkin good!! dvv dvvdvdvvvv

1 SpaceEdge 2018-06-25

numerous times.

1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-06-25

Getting fired the way he did, having to work with someone as frustrating as Artie, and seeing his investment in CM return absolutely nothing would make me cry, too.

1 Strity123 2018-06-25

I don’t think so, hence why I think this sub reddit needs new targets/victims. Whatever happened to Joe Matarese? Did we spare him?

1 Dick_donger 2018-06-25

he's out selling used furniture

1 sherockradio 2018-06-25

Oh my God, that really is what he's doing. That "new antique" shit pulled the wool over my eyes, but he is actually just selling valuables on eBay. Can't wait for his next ad: Leather jacket for $200 (worn on America's Got Talent)

1 SamsHairLine 2018-06-25

I agree. He was the most fun.

1 snargfursk 2018-06-25

Everything makes Anthony cry.

1 HitWithTheWOWeffect 2018-06-25

Pissy eyes faggot.

1 YakovNC2010 2018-06-25

Whats worse for him? Thinking about the spaghetti or this sub?

1 Wong_Shingles17 2018-06-25

upvote for free hat

1 AiCPearlJam 2018-06-25

Ant drinks to make himself not cry at night.