This looks completely normal

Hi, beautiful...Have you ever been to Joe's Crab Shack?

“There’s a fresh, freckled face in the neighborhood...”

Ol' Dixie Carter looking bitch.

Jesus fuck this is accurate

http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_YLONlAJifWw/SGac6k4ZTrI/AAAAAAAAAk8/5nqf1uDevhw/s400/helengurleybrown.jpg

That is one ghoulish bitch. Helen Gurley Brown too.

woah

They say the eyes are the window to the soul. Anthony's eyes are soft and womanly so he's already won half the battle.

Empathetic New Age grief counsellor. I could confide in this Nana.

This is how I imagine he looks when he answers the phone in that gay/girly voice of his.

Reinvent himself out of obscurity.

His final form