Addams Family Values

242  2018-06-25 by SpudsCuckley

39 comments

umm... why you didn't use the pic of him looking casket-ready with the teenage goth girl?

Preferred the Raul Julia moustache and mansion combo.

The Addams Apple Family is more like it.

All except blobby and morton

Jill is a saint on earth.

Needs Sandy Kane as grandmama.

Gomez can’t resist when Morticia speaks German.

Real Ass Ghoul

Nobody cares to see Wednesday’s little dick.

He's creepy and he's kooky

Afraid of all the spookies

He's fan of David Dukey

It's grandpa Tranthony

snap snap

Hands shake from this affliction

He has a booze addiction

This ain't no work of fiction

It's grandpa Tranthony

snap snap

I love you.

I love you both

I love you all.

Fuck you, faggot.

Fuck me, homosexual

Nigga you gay.

Sheeeeeeiiiitttt

<chomp chomp>

                                             ribs hurting today 

Amazing!

He sucked on Sue the tranny He poked his little phanny The hotel pics, uncanny It's Grandpa Tranthony

His HGH head, dunder Prefers em 12 and under He shakes like keys in thunder It's Grandpa Tranthony

Replace grandpa with nana and it's perfect.

Gomez and morticia Addams had a loving relationship based on mutual respect.

Ant and Jill, as CQ put it, was two dumb guineas fornicating.

YA KNOW WHAT DUDE, YA GOT YA LIGHTBULB YA GOT MY MOUTH BING BANG BOOM YA SEEIN IN THE DARK

Sleepin' on a bed of nails.

10/10. Fucking Brilliant.

I just realized how much fat and bald Jimmy looks like Bobby Hill.

Erock would've been the cheaper option. This specific collection of nightmare people works perfectly.

Tranams*

1980s Opie as Cousin shIt

You know what my favorite thing about this image is? Ant would love himself, Jill, Kenny, Bobby, and Jimmy all matching up to the show he used to watch as a kid. Boy howdy he could pin this tweet, put it as his twitter background even!

But then there's Sue. Thereby forcing Ant to never say anything positive about this publicly.

Dani’s chewed up hand as Thing might also upset Nana.

His ex gf ..apology girl also looked like Sue,Ant has a type(snaps fingers in a musical way)

12 year old boy is his type.

Thing was bit?

He sucked on Sue the tranny

He poked his little phanny

The hotel pics, uncanny

It's Grandpa Tranthony

His HGH head, dunder

Prefers em 12 and under

He shakes like keys in thunder

It's Grandpa Tranthony

He sucked on Sue the tranny

He poked his little phanny

The hotel pics, uncanny

It's Grandpa Tranthony

His HGH head, dunder

Prefers em 12 and under

He shakes like keys in thunder

It's Grandpa Tranthony

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Dani Hand Nuffins

Nana's Family Valueless

Tranth- that's racist!

starts kissing down the arm

Love the pic but I think Big A would be a better, scarier looking Lurch than Kenny.

I typically don't go for the whole faggy "respect" thing but this is pretty fucking great.

If you made this you did a good job.

I’d still stick it in Jill’s leaky shitter.

I love you all.

Erock would've been the cheaper option. This specific collection of nightmare people works perfectly.

Real Ass Ghoul