Has thou ever sprinkled that shit on cheeseburgers?

73  2018-06-25 by CuntyDracula

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"I will instead make haste on the kitchen floor with a Valyrian steel dagger."

Hebrew wench, crusades against Vampyres.

"One does not simply fulfill an honest work day."

Wrong fantasy themed filmography stupid

I am a servant of the Secret Fire, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot pass. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udûn!

Neeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerd

I should steal your lunch money for this

Enough about the fire!

An langister never pays his debt

Tears of Lys is great if you want to walk to Valyria one weekend.

One who smokes Heroin may never die

Die sooneth. I have duckets placed upon your likely mortality.

Hey I got a quick message for u Tywin.

There is but one cause for joy when I hear of an Aryan athlete, 'tis when I hear that my sister is being courted by an athlete.

Artie would go to town on some shade of the evening

A jew wench battles Draculas.