A fucking nigger, basically

166  2018-06-24 by PauxFas

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say what you will about Gavin he is amazing at calling out people's thinking. right up there with larry king. Remember when Gavin treated Artie like shit and was snorting drugs right in front of him.

Nope. And neither does 99.999999999% of the world. How bout dem'scurity?

calling out people's thinking

Except for his own retarded born again Christianity

I lost all interest after the whole proud boy movement. Makes me cringe even typing it

Same. Pretty sure he lost half his fanbase after starting this shit.

I don't know about that. He was building a huge fan base with his political shit. His rebel media videos were getting huge amounts of views.

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Then like a moron joined Crowder's network.

U-u-uhuru

We're the Proud Boys

It's a gimmick. Gavin likes being a celebrity, so he's recreated himself as a punk rock version of Michael Savage.

Ew

I think you’re trying to defend him, but what part of this doesn’t make him sound like a pathetic loser?

Dude's got to make a living and he craves attention. Like every other kid that wears a punk rock costume.

*pseudo punk rock.

He's not a Christian, he just joined a cartel for business and family purposes. Which is even worse.

Gavin's part of Nana's covinous studly snug fraternal fucks.

Niggers don't own/sell 2 million dollar + Brooklyn apartments. He's a businessman. Ant's nigger rich poor white trash.

I thought he liked Ant?

He does but he also has these moments of brutal honesty. Like when he said Ant was really ugly.

uhuru

That's why they liked each other, until Gavin because a little too honest and crushed Anthony's fake honest persona where he only lets you joke about him to a certain extent that makes him feel good.

Wasn’t he just at his house singing karaoke or was that an old periscope?

Crazy politics aside, Gavin can be a funny mother fucker.

His politics aren't even that crazy. I think he got a bad rep here because people think he's being more serious than he really is.

100%. Gavin has a lot more in common with Andy Kaufmann or Sam Hyde than Rush Limbaugh. He's fucking with people.

It always blows my mind when my liberal friends start talking about the Proud Boys as if they're the KKK, when it's just a giant joke on everyone involved.

Exactly. Watch him on Joe Rogan saying he is pro drunk driving and going on about why. Dumb Joe actually bought into it.

The thing is, Gavin does drive drunk and wrecked his car drunk with his family in it not too long ago... So he isn't very anti-drunk driving. When you act border-line retarded all the time it stops being an act when you say retarded shit.

He’s very good at being anti drunk driving. If you can’t handle it, don’t do it. He found his limit. He hasn’t killed himself or anyone else since then has he? You can’t become a responsible drunk driver unless you get out there and learn it. True responsibility.

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He almost killed his entire family in a car crash lol

Gavin admitted how bad his alcoholism is and tried to quit a few times. Again he is a comedian so he jokes about things, even if they are serious.

Sure but how is Joe Rogan dumb for thinking Gavin is serious when he has a drunk (who does drink and drive) sitting across him talking about how he thinks it's OK to drink and drive? The guy is saying he thinks drinking and driving is cool while he also admits that he drinks and drives. Why should Joe think he's joking? He's talking about shit he actually does.

Maybe because he wrecked his car with his family in it?

His wife was in the car. No kids

He wrecked his car after he was on Joe’s show.

That wasn’t the first time he wrecked his car drunk. Just because he wrecked his car doesn’t mean he changed his mind about thinking it’s ok to drive drunk. It just means he’s a terrible drunk driver who thinks he’s good at it.

Why would he think he's "good at it" if he's wrecked multiple cars?

Why does he keep doing it if he doesn’t think he’s good at it? He’s a rich guy.. he could call a driver. He doesn’t because apparently he thinks it’s cool/fun to drive drunk.

Or he's a degenerate alcoholic and he tries to make light of that fact by joking about it in interviews.

You can be a degenerate alcoholic and still call a driver or spend the night somewhere. He has money. You can’t rely on people to get that you are “joking” when your actions reflect that you meant what you were saying.

Actually check the definition of "degenerate" and rethink that statement.

Sorry a "seasoned comedian" doesn't get satire when it's staring him in the face.

I guess it's something only civilians pick up on.

It's not satire if the guy saying it is actually also really doing the shit he's saying. It's not a joke to say "drunk driving is cool and fun" and you're also a guy who drives drunk all the time. How is that a joke? If anything it's a desperate attempt to justify his behavior. It's not a joke though and it sure as hell isn't satire. It's a drunk guy trying to make his drinking seem cool rather than desperate.

You need to brush up on your vocabulary.

I think you needta brush up on your vocabulary if you think it's satire for a habitual drunk driver to talk about how drunk driving is OK. How do you see a difference between him being satirical and him actually talking about shit that he is really doing? It'd be like saying "Doug Stanhope is being satirical when he talks about how much he drinks.. he isn't actually advocating for his own drunken behavior.. he is being satirical!" No.. he is making jokes but he's also telling the truth. Both things can exist in the same arena. With Gavin he might try to be funny but he's also being real when he says that he thinks drunk driving is OK. It wasn't just on Rogan that he has talked about this. Just because he also tries to be funny doesn't mean he can't also be saying something he believes. And his actions back that up.

Are people outside this subreddit actually aware of proudboys?

It's unbelievable. I see the Proud Boys come up on Facebook once a week.

Gavin's argument is that "liberals can't find any Nazis so they're inventing them" and I think the Proud Boys are basically proof of that. They're the living version of "It's OK to be white."

r/opieandanthony

That's 100% true and Gavin's a funny motherhucker. But that doesn't change the fact that Proudboys are dangerous weirdos who've managed to clot into a cause bigger than them as individuals. And I think Gavin knows his joke went too far.

Of course. It started off as a goof and then spun out of his control in a manner of weeks.

Out of control? What about it is out of control? The music video they made alone provided us with countless laughs.

I mean I understand the concern when they're actually linking up with far-right reactionaries and ethnonationalists

I mean like it's like totally dangerous and here's why that's horrifying:

Everyone I know who likes someone who’s insanely unfunny makes the argument that they’re like Andy Kaufman.

I don't know anyone, so I can't relate

More like everyone you know who is smarter than you who likes funny shit that you don't get always makes an argument that you also don't get because you're stupid and not funny.

You’re right, Gavin’s hilarious. What’s he sticking up his ass this week?

That wasn't funny and I'm not pretending it was. It was when he got really pathetic actually. He's still funny when he tries to be though, and you're not.

Tell that to the boys down at the site. Last week, I went to grab my cup of joe and realized I’d brought an empty thermos to work. We all had a good laugh at that one.

Been there! I tried to clock in with my garage door opener once!

You should make a character based on that concept

Are the Proud Boys completely a joke? I remember seeing a couple teasers they made for events and it seemed kind of satirical, but I've seen a lot of people show actual, non-ironic support for them. I don't think they're the KKK or anything, but they confuse me quite a bit.

You have a low standard for funny

Gavin thinks a $700 chair is expensive. He's the real nigger.

Niggers either buy AmazonBasics-brand chairs or they steal them from Walmart. They aren't exactly perusing a Herman Miller catalogue.

So that's why blacks keep running out of my local Walmart with chairs on their backs!

Who in the fuck buys a $700 chair. Maybe I’m just a nigger but I’m not spending that much on a piece of furniture

All of my leather recliners are 2-3k+, and my casual chair I'm in now was 1k (from the Paula Deen collection -- I literally call it my "nigger chair"). Maybe I just live in a different world but $700 is pretty bottom of the barrel, imo.

Wow. I’m retarded. I’ve been reading this thinking he’s talking about office chairs... I hope I die tonight.

Gavin was referencing chairs that Big A would sit in, so presumably home furnishings vs office.

I didn’t watch the clip, Gavin sucks. 700 for an office chair would be quite high end, I imagine. But for home furnishings, that’s probably middle of the road.

you rubes are getting swindled by the chair corporations.

Why does Paula Deen make chairs and why the fuck would you buy one? And Paula's not a nigger so it would just be the racist chair. Not that I have any problem with racists. I have a lot of friends that are racist, actually.

The Paula Deen scandal re her use of the word, hence my nickname for the chair.

I don't get it. Can you explain it to me?

No, summarize it for me. I can't click on that article because I'm not connected to the Internet.

So can we assume that since your chair is endorsed by a fat slob, it costs so much because it’s reinforced for the fat fuck sitting in it?

What do you do for a living, fancy character?

Nigger.

Any decent chair that doesn't come from Ikea or Bob's should set you back by a 4 digit number.

I don't blame anyone here who is young and doesn't yet own nice furniture, but Gavin has money and knows better.

Nigger.

Niggers don't own/sell 2 million dollar + Brooklyn apartments. He's a businessman. Ant's nigger rich poor white trash.

One of the funniest things Gavin has said. Mostly because it's so true.

"I'M A GODDAMN NIGGER IN MY OWN HOUSE??!!??"

We can see why Patrice was jealous of Ant's place.

Ant explained how him and Von were excited to have an ice/water dispenser in the fridge

Sounds like a good life.

Must be nice to have $$

Anthony should hire this guy, I would pay upwards of 12 United States dollars a month to listen to quality content such as this.

If they could get Gavin and a first-rate comedy podcast like Legion of Skanks, that would be great. The network would be a big success then. I can't imagine anybody fucking that up.

I bet a fucking nigger could

Great ideas. To really take the network to the next level, they could build a studio in NYC. Then they’d really be firing on all cylinders.

What he really needs is someone like Mike Fiona and Italy Italianson

i think the discontinuation of "finer things with mike finoia" is what broke compound media!

Undoubtedly, it was ahead of it's time.

LoS is not a first-rate comedy podcast.

He was one of the best talents they ever had

He was the only talent they ever had. GMS was like Stern. He fucked up going all in on the political dad thing.

What’s the S in GMS?

Show.

What's the T in TGMS?

Thomas.

What's the o in Thomas

Oh.

Thats a typo.

Transpositive

And he's had them all over the world.

He doesn't have blonde hair and big tits. So it won't happen.

This video could get Gavin fired from his corporate jo... oh wait a minute

it's true Big A fucked up his chair with his big ass but did he really think Big A was going to lose weight once he was invited over his house?

No. Why would you ask that?

I don't know why the faggots behind the glass bother me so much.

Because they control the cameras and cut to themselves to make a silly face right when it turns over.

oh fuck they do?

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Deport all canadians now.

Who is the "Johnny English" person that Gavin is referring to? Is this some established member of Ant's inner circle?

The only English person in the O&A universe that I'm aware of is No Filter Paul but I'm sure that's not who he's talking about.

Davin and Anthony were butthurt about not getting the Redeye hosting job so they consoled each other. Which is weird considering they would have been competing with each other if Fox actually was considering either of them. Holy shit did they dodge a bullet with these two. Davin thinks he's running game on Ant, Davin got in over his head with his alt-rightness...it's called "rolling with the troll" SE's in Chaos crews pray to come across a Davin archetype.

Stop saying Davin

He's just saying what everyone who knows Anthony thinks.

He was a nobody on Anthony's shitty network and now he is on par with Opie Radio.

Objectively wrong. Shouldn't you be busy deleting new threads?

Ok so if he was kicking so much ass why did he jump that sinking ship into further obscurity? Nobody gave a fuck about him? Prove I delete new threads. Shouldn't you be on your 5th alt ?

It’s ok, Gavin, if I fucked up my billion dollar ticket and married a fat slob I can barely keep, I’d be trashing other people too.

I like Big A. That is all.

all that coke made Gavin look like Tippy Tom real fast

He is referring to the term "nigger rich" obviously

Gayvin McCuckold

They cut Legion and Gavin out, because they didn't want Anthony's show to be threatened.

Anthony had a great opportunity to be on the forefront of the new, fun, conservative movement. It would've paid off. And he blew it.

And he didn’t even really choose to blow it, dumbass Keith blew it.

because they didn't want Anthony's show to be threatened.

They couldn't afford either of those shows anymore and Keith negotiated by tweeting a middle finger at their raise requests.

REMINDER: The Gavs left his own country because he's a traitor and has no integrity or loyalty to country.

His father is a cunt.

He doesn't have blonde hair and big tits. So it won't happen.

and its his dining room table where he just has hot dogs

I give everyone i meet a fair shake, dont care what color you are. Gotta say though why is it that every worker who quits or starts oroblems is black? Fuck it niggas im done, youre shit

Fuck You

uhuru

100%. Gavin has a lot more in common with Andy Kaufmann or Sam Hyde than Rush Limbaugh. He's fucking with people.

It always blows my mind when my liberal friends start talking about the Proud Boys as if they're the KKK, when it's just a giant joke on everyone involved.

I didn’t watch the clip, Gavin sucks. 700 for an office chair would be quite high end, I imagine. But for home furnishings, that’s probably middle of the road.

That's why they liked each other, until Gavin because a little too honest and crushed Anthony's fake honest persona where he only lets you joke about him to a certain extent that makes him feel good.

Dude's got to make a living and he craves attention. Like every other kid that wears a punk rock costume.

I don't get it. Can you explain it to me?

Undoubtedly, it was ahead of it's time.