I genuinely thought that was Opie's photo from his high school yearbook

Ah yes the much sought after career being a dick cobbler

Tsss... wait...

What does she, fawkin make road stones for builders outta peckas asumptin?

cobblers make shoes, Chip

Tssss...fawk this guy is good...

Oh Chippah, any girl they call B.J. knows her way around a pecka

Chip's mom always had great advice

https://www.findmypast.co.uk/surname/cobbledick lmfao

Grew up to be a High School teacher, no doubt

Brother Joe invented the hate, lulz.

Was the G button broken?