Fuck this gay shit

I hope you get automoderator aids

Danny Ross is a shit

If you've ever upvoted these posts, you're a fag.

jews are responsible for bad weather

I’m newly single and banged a fat chick last night just because I could. AMA.

Did she suck cock?

Yes, but her technique was shit. Lots of teeth in the tip with dry handjobs in between. My dick looks like it got stuck in the garbage disposal now.

Surprising. In my experience, fat bitches give the best blowjobs. First time I nutted from head was a fat chick. She swallowed and kept sucking. They usually aim to please. Was yours sloppy drunk or something? Was the pussy good at least?

It was my understanding that they give the best head because they can’t afford not to. She claimed it was because she got her tonsils out recently and had trouble moving her tongue. But the pussy was good enough to get me to nut on her ample busom.

Did you give her the ol' creampie and leave? Classic move.

Blast on the chest and leave. Never trust a Rubenesque chick when she says she’s on birth control. They’re all trying to trap you for 18 years.

How fat was she?

I’m 5’11” and 180 and she was about 5’6”and 180, so I’m sure we looked hilarious in the middle of it. She clearly used to be hot (I realize now that her tinder pictures were all old) but has let herself go in the last year or so.

Sometimes, you just gotta.

I’m debating on whether or not to hit it again. This could be a reliable second or third-string booty call.

Definitely. But be careful. I fucked a big ol' gal once, and she thought it was more than it was.

The original Jurassic Park is a classic. Every sequel since have comprised a tidal wave of liquid shit.

Yes, but her technique was shit. Lots of teeth in the tip with dry handjobs in between. My dick looks like it got stuck in the garbage disposal now.