You can get this done by hanging out in any Applebees in the city.

Hopefully these are people who want to get close to him just to stick something sharp in his kidney

This is going to end in a triple murder-suicide.

Perhaps more than that

His twitter consists of only retweets of Opie Radio, Jim Norton stand up plugs, and the Jim and Sam radio extravaganza.

Not only is this man real but he might even be a realer ass dude than our (least) favorite peurto-rican.

We are, at worst, lukewarm on the Luis J Gomez.

I understand sir, I put 'least' in parenthesis to demonstrate our love/hate relationship with the Joan Jett of Comedy.

Yuck

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