Jim: (inhale) Yeah, that's a tough one man. On one hand you wanna talk on your own show, but anxiety is a motherfucker dude. And then these scccuummmmbaggg fans just wanna talk shit like little baby boysssss.
Imagine being a welder or something and you show up every day and just sit there silently without welding, and your excuse is "I'm feeling locked up" and you never get fired, for some unfathomable reason.
And then your fans cheer you on for "screwing over" the company you work for, even though a) your welder job could be given to someone eager and capable, and b) in a fit of circular logic, those fans are angry at your company for making bad decisions, bad decisions like employing someone who does no work.
And then imagine in June 2018 a hero goes on the internet to denounce you and gets downvoted because he's courageous and handsome enough to recognize an untalented leeching queer when he sees one. Imagine all of this.
why doesn't he try growing his hair out? he decided to shave it 20+ years ago to copy someone he thought was cool at the time, and here he is at 50 years old with a decent hairline and no signs of balding. there's 1000 other things about him that make no sense, but that's always confused me.
All he wants is a monstrous, well hung foreign transsexual in their mid twenties to settle down with. You would think casting such a wide net and having looks like this it would be TOO easy.
You can tell this is one of his trips to the mall with a female that wont fuck him, so he doubles down on the " We are just friends, its not like that". He has that " Can I at least watch?" look on his face.
31 comments
1 BaggySpandex 2018-06-23
Ron Bennington, 2 weeks prior to succumbing to symptoms of the AIDS virus.
1 Clint0nBukowski 2018-06-23
Happy pride weekend, Jim!!
1 CspiceLeReddit 2018-06-23
james morton is an amorphous blob that copies the speech patterns, mannerisms, and traits of people he meets
he's spent too much time around bon rennington
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-06-23
The second one is his backup in case Thor steals a pair.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-23
Jimmy two T cells
1 TheDirtyWolfman 2018-06-23
Why the fuck is this picture so high definition?
1 Threerivers27 2018-06-23
Portrait mode
1 762x39mm 2018-06-23
Was this taken with a phone camera?
1 UnemployedOpie 2018-06-23
Jim: (deep sigh) How ya doin' there, Fezzz?
Fez: Just...just a little locked up, Jimmy.
Jim: (inhale) Yeah, that's a tough one man. On one hand you wanna talk on your own show, but anxiety is a motherfucker dude. And then these scccuummmmbaggg fans just wanna talk shit like little baby boysssss.
1 WaterFromTheWell 2018-06-23
Exactly the candor everyone was hoping for in a JIZ show.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-06-23
Imagine being a welder or something and you show up every day and just sit there silently without welding, and your excuse is "I'm feeling locked up" and you never get fired, for some unfathomable reason.
And then your fans cheer you on for "screwing over" the company you work for, even though a) your welder job could be given to someone eager and capable, and b) in a fit of circular logic, those fans are angry at your company for making bad decisions, bad decisions like employing someone who does no work.
And then imagine in June 2018 a hero goes on the internet to denounce you and gets downvoted because he's courageous and handsome enough to recognize an untalented leeching queer when he sees one. Imagine all of this.
1 EnigmaticTortoise 2018-06-23
Fez being silent for months brought more content to Ron and Fez than Opie talking brought to Opie and Anthony in 10 years.
1 Antiquidated 2018-06-23
Guarantee he has those fucking maroon pants on.
1 Skip4play 2018-06-23
Think his socks are pink from washing them at the same time?
1 BaggySpandex 2018-06-23
He definitely has at least one pink sock.
1 opestersmammarydrip 2018-06-23
what a whacky guy. i bet in real life hes got a dark and tortured soul.
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-06-23
Splits looked much younger back when he was in a relationship with that Alena girl from Norway. What happened?
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-06-23
why doesn't he try growing his hair out? he decided to shave it 20+ years ago to copy someone he thought was cool at the time, and here he is at 50 years old with a decent hairline and no signs of balding. there's 1000 other things about him that make no sense, but that's always confused me.
1 thndr87 2018-06-23
https://img.thedailybeast.com/image/upload/c_crop,d_placeholder_euli9k,h_1439,w_2560,x_0,y_0/dpr_2.0/c_limit,w_740/fl_lossy,q_auto/v1492197604/articles/2014/07/25/jim-norton-and-his-many-vices/140725-grove-norton-tease_bzmgu7
1 ImpressiveVeryNice_ 2018-06-23
everyone looks like a dummy with half an inch of hair
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-23
Jimmy Two Jokes
(Aids and Chip)
1 DarkRagunax 2018-06-23
Clearly transitioning
1 fingerrockets 2018-06-23
Is this his Grinder profile photo?
1 lowendranger 2018-06-23
I'ma go blow a tranny, blow a tranny.
1 findthehalflings503 2018-06-23
Godamn he's turning into Jeffrey Tambor
1 Mu_Scevich 2018-06-23
That expression is exactly how my dead gay uncle used to look.
1 thisshitisboring 2018-06-23
All he wants is a monstrous, well hung foreign transsexual in their mid twenties to settle down with. You would think casting such a wide net and having looks like this it would be TOO easy.
1 joeythew 2018-06-23
He's looking more and more effeminate.
1 Skip4play 2018-06-23
You can tell this is one of his trips to the mall with a female that wont fuck him, so he doubles down on the " We are just friends, its not like that". He has that " Can I at least watch?" look on his face.
1 LaurenDoingChin-Ups 2018-06-23
Elton Jim.
1 ButtfuckDad 2018-06-23
"Hey Jimmy two glasses"
"Hey let me go suck the gay guys, the gay guys."
1 egates09 2018-06-23
he looks like a single gay bookshop owner in the san fransisco area
1 StutterinPrickYou 2018-06-23
Jimmy Lampanelli
1 ninothing 2018-06-23
Why do the frames on the ray bans just disappear?