sighs loudly into the mic Man that's a tough one. On the one hand Lisa let it get to her and I know her and know she's better than that but on the other hand you have an audience full of civilians who don't understand what we comedians go through. They think because they pay to see us they're part of comedy and we owe them something. sighs again But really I think Lisa will be okay, she just overreacted to nothing and as comedians we have to have thick skins and take what's dished out. One last loud sigh Where's that fucking intern! I told them I wanted blueberries that were freshly picked and flown in this morning! Tell that scccummmmmmbaggg that these are fucking store packaged berries picked god knows when! And he gave me a plastic spoon when I said I wanted a metal one!
1) why the fuck are the lights like that? Comedy is better in the dark
2) At a club like Helium, the bouncers will pounce your ass in a second if you start to fuck with the comedians. Where the fuck is security in this video?
Yeah I've done heroin many times, snorted it. It's fucking fantastic. Haven't done it in about 4 years though. Never really had an addiction issue with it, but I had a lot of fun and recorded some awesome music on it. I highly recommend it to anyone, kids and adults! Just try it once, you'll be fine!
Lampenelli, 56, also cited menopause and sexism as underlying causes of the incident and noted that if it ever happens again, she promises to switch up her obscenities. ("Honestly, I do know more words than the F-word," she said.)
But she won't be silenced.
"Nowadays, more and more people are telling women to shut up," she noted in her follow-up interview "So guess who's going to have a bigger mouth than ever? Lisa Lampanelli."
64 comments
1 TJMaxxGurl 2018-06-23
That dude is going through menopause
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
She's a lovely gal, sir.
1 J-Bradley1 2018-06-23
"She's one of those angry Cunts, who's Fucking awful"
Sounds like vintage Jimmy right there.
1 BaggySpandex 2018-06-23
What a line.
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-06-23
Cool, welcome to last weekends news faggot
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
You know, a kind word takes just as much effort as a mean swipe. Maybe think about that next time you try to hurt someone's feelings online.
1 iH8yurface 2018-06-23
Shut up, faggot
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
Ok.
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-23
I think this might be another outburst from her. It's the only way she gets in the news.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-23
You're really trying to give him the business over not being up on the latest Lisa lampanelli news?
1 fingerrockets 2018-06-23
56 years young
1 hookahreed 2018-06-23
None of these are set up in advance. Never.
1 Mellowcane 2018-06-23
Whoever did the lighting didn't do a great job...
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-23
I don't know who did the lighting, but I know who did the Lightning.
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-23
TSS FAWK YEAH METALLICA
1 ED4050 2018-06-23
So Sue me!
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-06-23
It could be argued that it was a great job though because you can't see what she looks like.
1 crookedmile 2018-06-23
Did she roll her Art Cart away with her??
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-06-23
I give them credit; whoever was working it followed her all the way as she walked off stage. Total pro all the way.
1 psychbeard 2018-06-23
She’s lovely.
I wish this hissy fit was interrupted by the bullet of a sniper rifle.
1 Phantas_Magorical 2018-06-23
"Get back to the funny"
Haha
1 mannylou 2018-06-23
I don't know, seems like a fun night of comedy
1 thissiteruinedme 2018-06-23
I've never heard someone this mad at a corporate luncheon.
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-23
so brave
1 Twatsmash 2018-06-23
She’d be better off throwing herself in a dumpster. Awful cunt.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-06-23
Preferably a dumpster on fire
1 RavenAngelo 2018-06-23
Nice meltdown stupid
1 GrossFinger 2018-06-23
Nice empty theater, stupid.
1 DaveNone 2018-06-23
sighs loudly into the mic Man that's a tough one. On the one hand Lisa let it get to her and I know her and know she's better than that but on the other hand you have an audience full of civilians who don't understand what we comedians go through. They think because they pay to see us they're part of comedy and we owe them something. sighs again But really I think Lisa will be okay, she just overreacted to nothing and as comedians we have to have thick skins and take what's dished out. One last loud sigh Where's that fucking intern! I told them I wanted blueberries that were freshly picked and flown in this morning! Tell that scccummmmmmbaggg that these are fucking store packaged berries picked god knows when! And he gave me a plastic spoon when I said I wanted a metal one!
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-23
I bailed on this comment at the same speed I bail on a J&S clip.
1 DaveNone 2018-06-23
As you should.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-23
You're a good man! Swing by later and i'll tickle your balls!
1 Beazyguboo 2018-06-23
Funniest thing she's done.
1 RandyMarsh1988 2018-06-23
Women are hilarious. Get over it!
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-23
Old menopausal bitch.
1 ucfgavin 2018-06-23
Her third to last show in her career? What are we going to do without Lisa Lampanelli comedy?
1 insertclevereference 2018-06-23
Reminds me of my first grade teacher.
1 VicDumb 2018-06-23
Hopefully she’s setting up for suicide
1 haveadick 2018-06-23
Artie's Lampagnelli impression is still the best. "Ya filthy heeb!"
1 Lady_Dis_Liver 2018-06-23
Poor fella
1 ArvelAzamat 2018-06-23
Jim Norton defended this.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
“I dunno, it’s tough, man.”
1 Rainbowuser13 2018-06-23
Sniff....
1 --shaunoftheliving 2018-06-23
U N H I N G E D
1 RocketeerJones 2018-06-23
You may not like it, but this is what peak comedy looks like.
1 deepdirt 2018-06-23
What a fucking stupid entitled cunt..
Aren't seasoned comics supposed to be above this?
Yech.. she's a poseur mess... always has been.
1 Not_My_Real_Acct_ 2018-06-23
Y'know, she's got a point:
1) why the fuck are the lights like that? Comedy is better in the dark
2) At a club like Helium, the bouncers will pounce your ass in a second if you start to fuck with the comedians. Where the fuck is security in this video?
1 StuntPeckah 2018-06-23
Entering the morning's attendance totals, probably.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-06-23
"Crazy lady invades grade school talent show." -From the Youtube comments.
1 lemskroob 2018-06-23
"3rd to last show of her career" "ive been doing this 30 years"
And yet, this is how it ends for her after all that time? a high-school gym in the middle of fucking nowhere?
1 bourbon-poo-poo 2018-06-23
Wow she was horrible. What an miserable cunt. She dyes her hair SJW blue and turns horrible. Go figure. I’m glad she left. Fuck her.
1 TARE_ME 2018-06-23
Glad I hedged my "artistic dreams" with a computer science and math degree... otherwise that would probably be me at 56.
ANTHONY CUMIA!!!
1 joeythew 2018-06-23
It's like a model going off on the greys on chaturbate.
1 MCLyleStyle 2018-06-23
A couple years ago one of my good friends told me he was going to see Lisa lampinelli and he was excited about it. I haven’t talked to him since.
1 JimandFred 2018-06-23
hey, have you guys heard that she fucks black guys?
1 kephale 2018-06-23
Black guys are lined up like she's selling Madden 2007 out of her pussy
1 holodog 2018-06-23
She sounds like a mean middle school teacher
1 Alvalanker 2018-06-23
Shes on the heroin. I can tell by her vocal cords, that scratchy sound, that's what you sound like when you yell on opiates.
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
ME: I-I-I-I've faaaawkin' huurrrd dose screams. I-I hurrrd dose screams before. sniff
1 Alvalanker 2018-06-23
Yeah I've done heroin many times, snorted it. It's fucking fantastic. Haven't done it in about 4 years though. Never really had an addiction issue with it, but I had a lot of fun and recorded some awesome music on it. I highly recommend it to anyone, kids and adults! Just try it once, you'll be fine!
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-23
ME: The Opster did some cock! I-I-I-I just forgot what it smelled like!
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-06-23
Diversity is our greatest strength. Female comics are every bit as funny as men.
1 PlugsandLifts 2018-06-23
Listen 👏 to 👏 what 👏 female 👏 comics 👏 are 👏 saying 👏 white 👏 men.
1 OlShotgunFace 2018-06-23
More like Lisa Lampiyelling amirite?!
1 TurningFrogsGay 2018-06-23
Why was Lisa Lampanelli performing in a grade school auditorium?
1 CheeseSocks 2018-06-23
Bitch looks like a stretched out piece of taffy.
1 CheeseSocks 2018-06-23
Lampenelli, 56, also cited menopause and sexism as underlying causes of the incident and noted that if it ever happens again, she promises to switch up her obscenities. ("Honestly, I do know more words than the F-word," she said.)
But she won't be silenced.
"Nowadays, more and more people are telling women to shut up," she noted in her follow-up interview "So guess who's going to have a bigger mouth than ever? Lisa Lampanelli."
1 Billyassman 2018-06-23
Emptyville,USA