Nice attempt to use money to buy a style to distance yourself from your worse fear, becoming as fat as your father and uncle, stupid

worse

I doubt he'll live as long as his uncle did.

Actually, we should. I guarantee he wont take the offer though, if the name Lynsi is involved.

but maybe he will for Lynne C Smigol

Just call her linnzee, the dumb cunt will never know the difference and is probably desperate for cash now mtv is focused on woke niggers rather than middle aged white skateboarders

Why the fuck wouldn’t he? Do you think he even remembers that shit from 10 years ago or any one of the 100s of philly trash whores he’s probably banged?

Plus you can just put “Lindsay and Greg” on there and he wouldn’t have any idea what you were doing anyways.

Fuck it im going to do it

What should i ask him to say

Get him to say "HEY LYNSI: LOVE YA, MISS YA"

I feel like this company would force him to say whatever it is as long as it's not fucked up. Bam doesn't know what's going on, he will just be happy to buy another bottle of boones farm.

Have him say "hey opie" and then give cunnilingus to his hand making the peace sign

I was sure I'd find Vos there but was sadly mistaken. Esther Ku is though, not that anyone would want to hear from her even as a joke.

https://www.bookcameo.com/kuandthegang only 10$,wonder what she'll do for 100..

Every ting you want.

That's good, cause $15 is all my mom will let me spend.

I wonder if she will say "fuck that big titted nigga greg opie hughes"

That chink will do anything for 50 bucks, me love you long time.

Still hittin the sauce i see

He might not do Lynsi but if a man named Gregg were to request a happy father's Day it might go under the radar...

This is more value for your money than a Compound Media sub.

3 hours at Panera for endless enjoyment with my fellow Droogs!

Very proud of the fact that I know who less than 10 of these zilches are.

Chris D'Elia wants a 1000$. Faggot.

I ordered one too. Let’s see what happened. Try spelling Lynsi as Lindsey