Do you shave your asshole?
12 2018-06-23 by redtheftauto
I've mentioned doing this to friends and they think I'm a fag. That is partly true but shaving your asshole makes it easier to wipe as well as makes your dick hard when you graze your nice smooth hole.
I am eager to hear all of your pros and cons to shaving your anus. Thanks in advance
36 comments
1 ohpizzawow 2018-06-23
No joke I've been ripping my asshole hairs out since junior year of high school. 10 year later, it doesn't hurt at all, and it keeps my shits nice and clean
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-06-23
What do you do with the hair?
1 fiffy_tiffy 2018-06-23
You're a collector I take it?
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-06-23
I find a lot of ass hair in my every day life.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-06-23
I gotta try this method
1 erocktober 2018-06-23
Nothing worse than accidentally pulling anus hairs out when wiping, so shave away my nigga
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
Wasn't asking permission, mom. If you wait long enough there's nothing stopping your ass hair from forming a disgusting shit dreadlock (shitlock). And that sounds unsanitary
1 gethigh_watchHBO 2018-06-23
If you wait long enough and never bathe, which in that case you deserve a shit dreadlock for being such a slob.
1 SteakSauce66 2018-06-23
Don’t talk to your mother that way.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-23
Get a dedicated trimmer for that area and keep it low, shaving with a razor down there is bad news.
1 crookedmile 2018-06-23
Use a trimmer, but make sure you mark which trimmer you're using for what. I made the mistake and smelled ass and balls under my nose for about 2 weeks, all the while trying to figure out if it was due to my nose trimmer.
1 Mod_Impersonator 2018-06-23
You must have had your nose in ass a and balls for 13 days because ain't no way a hair trimmer is stinking you up that long.
1 John_Gulbunny 2018-06-23
That shits too uncomfortable to keep. But I shave the tops of my feet cuz I don’t like how it feels with socks so I’m probably just a little bitch
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-23
I shaved my ass so my girlfriend would lick it. It worked.
1 Cancerous_cunt_408 2018-06-23
Same here. I shaved my ass and my girl went straight for my asshole while she blow me but I'm not a fan of getting my asshole licked. It also made me realize that it probably wasn't the first time she's done that, fucking whore
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-23
I dubbed my girlfriend 'butthole breath' and it shamed her from doing it again
1 TheRealHuskies 2018-06-23
No, but ive used a trimmer on my ass cheeks if I knew I was gonna get laid by a chick I was trying to impress. Now I just don't care.
1 andycumiashow 2018-06-23
I used to be in really good shape and I'd go in for a nice waxing every two weeks. Balls, asshole, everything. The lady would hold my dick with two fingers like it was the worst thing in the world.
Of course I'm a mess now and my ass is a jungle. I can't tell if wiping is worse because of the hair or because of the alcoholism.
1 ChocomelTM 2018-06-23
Yes
1 SibHashian13 2018-06-23
Doesn't it itch when it grows back?
1 AyeThatsAGoodNagger 2018-06-23
Am I the only one who still thinks a man grooming his asshole and enjoying getting it tongued and fingered is gay as fuck?
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-23
That's ignorant
1 FuhWyPeepo 2018-06-23
Juice isnt worth the squeeze brothaman
1 Fightingrooster 2018-06-23
I shave my asshole for myself not some bitch
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
My man
1 InnocentChrisKuhn 2018-06-23
It is certainly the behavior of a woman.
1 soldag 2018-06-23
those wilds have remained untamed since the day they sprouted
1 Fightingrooster 2018-06-23
Of course I do, I’m not a third world animal trying to play with asshole pubes everyday
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-06-23
I wish I had the guts. I hate my harry hole
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
It's not as dangerous as you think, just a little time consuming. Just spread your ass apart in the shower and use a normal disposable razor. Just start from the center crack and shave out
1 Friend_of_Kramer 2018-06-23
About once a year in the summer. Thought some baby powder in there right after it feels fucking amazing!
1 Whimling 2018-06-23
Sure, gotta stay smooth. Got any tips for muffling farts without ass hair?
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
I have no secret tips. Your farts will be distinctly different and everyone will know
1 juanwayne 2018-06-23
I used to catch my ex gf spreading her cheeks with her thumb and index finger when she had to fart. It does silence them.
1 FlowbeeYourTits 2018-06-23
Fag
1 Hooxx4442 2018-06-23
Im honestly not sure if all the guys saying yes are trolling or all u niggas is just gay
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-06-23
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1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
All of my posts are of similar quality. That being super fucking high.
My ass pictures were removed months ago. Next time the anus is shaved be prepared for more pics, just a HEADS up
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-06-23
Only when i'm seeing a girl cause getting rimmed is one of life's delicacies
It makes wiping easier/feels nicer but is too much work to do regularly when no gf; keep it at respectable length unless you know you are gna get a girl to lick your brown
I use a razor and do everything including the balls; do it in a hot shower with steam or a hot bath and keep re-applying shaving cream/lubricating the brown/balls because you need it more (lubrication) down there than for your face
Squatting also works; shave ass is easy; but as Patrice once said: "shave ball is a motherfucker"
1 redtheftauto 2018-06-23
I have no secret tips. Your farts will be distinctly different and everyone will know
1 juanwayne 2018-06-23
I used to catch my ex gf spreading her cheeks with her thumb and index finger when she had to fart. It does silence them.