Dave "The Male Kelsey Cook" Neal attempts to prove his locking the fridge with his keys joke was a real event, in the most comedic way possible.

13  2018-06-22 by TheMidnight_Rider

16 comments

1  Yaseetheo 2018-06-22

This man is incorrigible!

1  JeremyACrosby 2018-06-22

I bet this guy has a hard time 'adulting' some days, but thank god for 'beer o'clock' 'pizza for breakfast!!', kill yourself you bland zero.

1  imcrapyall 2018-06-22

😂😂😂🙈

1  deanthecleanmachine 2018-06-22

stop promoting your twitter here you zilch

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22

Haha, what exactly to you imagine would be gained by "promoting" my trolling account? Besides annoying unfunny comics?

1  PhillyBuckeye 2018-06-22

Why does this guy look like Todd Howard’s creepy brother?

1  Yaseetheo 2018-06-22

At least Todd Howard is likeable, a liar sure but still.

1  nunyobisnez 2018-06-22

"Most people that are mean online are usually just reaching out for some help. I see I won't be able to connect with ya, but I hope you find some happiness." Fuck this passive aggressive cunt

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22

Being passive aggressive is all he has since he has no humor to fall back on.

1  ChrisBenoit_Daycare 2018-06-22

He’s a typical redditor.

1  SHITLORD_CUNTDICK 2018-06-22

I love that no matter how loosely tangential to O&A something is, there's still troll accounts like Tranthony Cumia and Nana Cumia annoying people.

1  throwawawyy2 2018-06-22

Who the fuck has a fridge with a lock?

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22

Nothing about his lie makes any sense, especially the fact that he thought it was a humorous anecdote.

1  racemic_mixture 2018-06-22

Don;t you get it, the lil' fella was so petered out he tried to unlock his fridge? He's clearly such a hard working individual that he is in a zombie state outside of his 4 hours a day on twitter!

1  Jungies 2018-06-22

Dave Landau.

1  gregorio_ilidivich 2018-06-22

Well done. Though when you asked if he had a lot of unsold tickets for his show he did reply "no," so you gotta give him that. Apparently he doesn't have a bunch of left over tickets at his show, so you gotta give him a little speazles on the can.

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-22

i like this target youve hitched your harassment wagon to. seems like a real faggot and his cuckish explaination to an unfunny joke to his own profile picture is pretty funny

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22

Take a closer look at the eyes on my version of his photo, I accentuated their ratlike closeness a bit. I hope he's so puzzled by the whole thing haha

1  sanfrancisco69er 2018-06-22

I think its kinda funnier that you cant tell the difference and it just looks like youre sending him his own picture to make fun of him lol

1  penisinthepeanutbttr 2018-06-22

Isn't that the Bethesda guy?

1  TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22

Bethesda guy has actually accomplished something in his life.

1  Yaseetheo 2018-06-22

At least Todd Howard is likeable, a liar sure but still.