getting my class pictures back from school straightened me out
it might have been the braces, spass posture, horrible smile (didnt know how to smile in a picture till I was 18, wasnt really focused on my outward appearance)
What about the fact that he lives in a mansion that's always a mess of wires, electronics, and Bud Lite cans everywhere while he's dressed like Malcolm in the Middle with a weapon?
He's white trash who never should've been given any money.
Someone put it perfectly, and I'm obviously going to butcher the shit out of it, but it went something like what you said, instead he'd be on a certain train every day going to a work site, drinking cheap 40's from a bag full of melting ice.
She’s ugly, she has a shitty personality, and she can’t take a punch. Why bother dating a girl 40 years younger than you if it’s going to be one guys her age wouldn’t even bone?
I find it really odd that with all the jokes about Danny and Anthony being gay for each other and shit, I haven't seen a single joke about how Dani's name is Dani and Dani sounds like Danny. Not one "He's so gay for Danny he had to fuck a 14 year old girl with the same name" Is it because it's too easy? Prob. Has it been made already and just super old by now and I'm late to the hot tub party? Also Prob.
Punchin' out, boys. (Tss. More like punchin out girls or somthin tss. Double Guns!)
Someone put it perfectly, and I'm obviously going to butcher the shit out of it, but it went something like what you said, instead he'd be on a certain train every day going to a work site, drinking cheap 40's from a bag full of melting ice.
48 comments
1 andycumiashow 2018-06-22
Fuck me, I haven't thought about New Jersey 101.5 in years. Dennis and Judy suck cock.
1 Syphillisdiller1 2018-06-22
This
1 Yaseetheo 2018-06-22
It's the Anthony and Dani show!!!! HA HA HA!!
1 DryTeeth 2018-06-22
Hmmff. 1st time hearing him wail that was fucking bone-chilling.
I like how this blurry pic makes it look like someone finally photographed a fabled, ghoulish monster in their natural habitat....
1 TheElDan 2018-06-22
They did.
1 Bababooey247 2018-06-22
It was creepy the way he kept moaning for his cat Beavis...."Beeeeeaaavvvvvv!!!!!"
1 Randal_X 2018-06-22
Manson family values, if you replace induced devotion with regular cash infusion.
1 GrossFinger 2018-06-22
I wouldn't fuck this chick for free, let alone pay for it.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-22
That's why you gay! You gay!!!
1 JustPooch 2018-06-22
"There's bruises on my boobs, but, uhm you *won't * be lucky enough to see those."
1 Christopher_Barton 2018-06-22
Because none of us own a microscope! "LMFAO"
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-22
Thank god...
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-22
she said that?
sexy little whore
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-22
Maybe if she had showed them to us she could have gotten Anthony locked away for good.
1 BoardroomBimmy 2018-06-22
Hey, she might not be a looker but she makes up for it with her great personality.
1 McGowan9 2018-06-22
One of the things I've grown to hate most about Anthony is his stupid fucking living puppet posture.
1 PeeSoup3030 2018-06-22
He should have played a terrorist in Team America
1 McGowan9 2018-06-22
I wish he'd played a terrorist in the bin Laden raid.
1 BonesMalone2 2018-06-22
Be fair, it's hard to stand up straight when you have no backbone.
1 McGowan9 2018-06-22
He often stands unnaturally ramrod straight, like a puppet with a rod up its ass
https://i.imgur.com/666u0RW.jpg
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-22
thats hilarious
Thats how i stood in photos for years till i realized i looked like a fag
1 seedlesssoul 2018-06-22
Jimmy straighten you out?
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-22
getting my class pictures back from school straightened me out
it might have been the braces, spass posture, horrible smile (didnt know how to smile in a picture till I was 18, wasnt really focused on my outward appearance)
ok faggot
1 RoundImage4 2018-06-22
You also got out of the raping game?
1 McGowan9 2018-06-22
You could have just as easily looked like a retarded person. They also stand very straight whenever a camera appears - see Bobo.
Or you could have also looked like a retarded faggot :)
1 enzo_trash 2018-06-22
lil column a lil column b
but hey what do I know
1 snargfursk 2018-06-22
Trying to eek out a half inch more in order not to look like Joe Rogan.
1 chomp-chomp-chump 2018-06-22
It's an alcoholic's posture, 100%.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-22
What about the fact that he lives in a mansion that's always a mess of wires, electronics, and Bud Lite cans everywhere while he's dressed like Malcolm in the Middle with a weapon?
He's white trash who never should've been given any money.
1 Cumias_folicles 2018-06-22
If he didn't luck into a radio gig he would be bald, living in a motel room drinking bud light and inviting $20 non passable tranny prostitutes over.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-22
Someone put it perfectly, and I'm obviously going to butcher the shit out of it, but it went something like what you said, instead he'd be on a certain train every day going to a work site, drinking cheap 40's from a bag full of melting ice.
...and somehow he's still drinking cheap beer.
1 FatMosque 2018-06-22
He’d also have a mouth full of rotting teeth
1 l0v3s2sp00ge 2018-06-22
Blowjobs! Protein Slurpees!
1 Silentpoolman 2018-06-22
His hands are way too big for his body.
1 FloggingSchnoodles 2018-06-22
When life gets hectic and you're distracted by other more dramatic goings on, you sometimes forget how profoundly unattractive Dani is.
1 TheElDan 2018-06-22
She’s ugly, she has a shitty personality, and she can’t take a punch. Why bother dating a girl 40 years younger than you if it’s going to be one guys her age wouldn’t even bone?
1 TheWelfareMan 2018-06-22
He even wears 2 shirts and jeans lazing around the house getting drunk and beating on women.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-22
Of course, he's Anthony 2-shirts. It even fits right into his constant Goodfella's references.
1 MonsterSteve 2018-06-22
Tony Two Shirts has a better ring to it.
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-22
Tony Two Shirts preaching conservative Christian values.
1 RBuddCumia 2018-06-22
Fucking nerve of those people beating up our women.
1 thrillated 2018-06-22
They're not people!!!
1 KangolVos 2018-06-22
I remember seeing this and feeling a little down, seeing Anthony legitimately unhinged.
1 Kenn_Kennerson 2018-06-22
The Congolese Count strikes again
1 Mr4z1 2018-06-22
I find it really odd that with all the jokes about Danny and Anthony being gay for each other and shit, I haven't seen a single joke about how Dani's name is Dani and Dani sounds like Danny. Not one "He's so gay for Danny he had to fuck a 14 year old girl with the same name" Is it because it's too easy? Prob. Has it been made already and just super old by now and I'm late to the hot tub party? Also Prob. Punchin' out, boys. (Tss. More like punchin out girls or somthin tss. Double Guns!)
1 TheElDan 2018-06-22
The man is institutionalized, show some respect.
1 joeythew 2018-06-22
TL:DR don't bother.
1 Mr4z1 2018-06-22
TL;DR* TSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS.
1 throwawaymanthrows 2018-06-22
This is like a scene from the shining, except Ant is so much less sympathetic than Jack Torrance.
1 BigGreenYamo 2018-06-22
Reminds me of the end of Sleepaway Camp
1 MonsterSteve 2018-06-22
Tony Two Shirts has a better ring to it.
1 BlackManMoan 2018-06-22
Someone put it perfectly, and I'm obviously going to butcher the shit out of it, but it went something like what you said, instead he'd be on a certain train every day going to a work site, drinking cheap 40's from a bag full of melting ice.
...and somehow he's still drinking cheap beer.
1 FatMosque 2018-06-22
He’d also have a mouth full of rotting teeth