can you imagine becoming a millionaire, in a no-talent-required job, snag a hot little wife, get to rub shoulders with famous people you admire every now and then, life is pretty much as perfect as it can be...until suddenly BAM(comesinyourwife)! you're saddled with a mongoloid for the next 40 years. What a fucking bummer. It's almost enough to make me feel sorry for the busty fool.
Has he ever even mentioned how deep he goes with The Beatles? I remember one show where he described “Get Back” as The Beatles trippy shit. Yeah, Gregg, one of the more straight forward blues rock songs was trippy. Not Strawberry Fields, Tomorrow Never Knows, or Revolution 9. Get Back.
27 comments
1 MrDavidSmith 2018-06-21
Opie is the Ringo of his family.
1 NortheastPhilly 2018-06-21
He’s the Pete Best
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-21
I wish he was the Stuart Sutcliffe.
1 imcrapyall 2018-06-21
He's not even the best at creating his kids.
1 jackassinjapan 2018-06-21
and she's Pete Rose
1 TheMidnight_Rider 2018-06-21
Pete Worst
1 MonsterSteve 2018-06-21
Also, he named his son Hudson after a polluted river in NY.
1 WiretapStudios 2018-06-21
They also find bodies in it all the time.
1 mcpelton 2018-06-21
Then they should have called him Lynsi.
1 TacolasCage 2018-06-21
Does she really have the downs?
1 Cawdor 2018-06-21
If she is Opies kid, all signs point to yes
1 TacolasCage 2018-06-21
God damn do i hope she grows up to be like Bobo
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-21
Womp womp.
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-06-21
WOMP WOMP LIVING IN A CAGE. TOMM-MEEE.
1 ladedamrfrenchman 2018-06-21
Lennon the lemon
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-06-21
Her brain is Stalin.
1 radiospringy 2018-06-21
Opetta was a better name.
1 JimandFred 2018-06-21
Hopefully she marries Edgar Roberts and Opie has to pay for the wedding at one of those Jewish Wedding factories in Westchester.
1 StuntPeckah 2018-06-21
Things could be worse. He could be a pretend rock star who named her Layla...
1 AirBuddDwyer 2018-06-21
But because she has no penis she can't get Joe on his knees
1 taylornafasi 2018-06-21
BAM!
1 age_of_cage 2018-06-21
can you imagine becoming a millionaire, in a no-talent-required job, snag a hot little wife, get to rub shoulders with famous people you admire every now and then, life is pretty much as perfect as it can be...until suddenly BAM(comesinyourwife)! you're saddled with a mongoloid for the next 40 years. What a fucking bummer. It's almost enough to make me feel sorry for the busty fool.
1 moleguy9k 2018-06-21
There's no way the retarded one isnt opie's
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-06-21
YEP THOSE LITTLE MUGGS LIVE TO AN AVERAGE OF 34 YEARS OLD, FAM.
1 Sockucucka 2018-06-21
How is it that all the people here from NY and not one has been able to take a picture of the waterhead?
1 AnthonyCumio 2018-06-21
NIGGAH HE NAMED IT "EAST" BECAUSE HE LIKES TO NAME THINGS AFTER RIVERS THAT SMELL BAD.
1 Antiquidated 2018-06-21
Has he ever even mentioned how deep he goes with The Beatles? I remember one show where he described “Get Back” as The Beatles trippy shit. Yeah, Gregg, one of the more straight forward blues rock songs was trippy. Not Strawberry Fields, Tomorrow Never Knows, or Revolution 9. Get Back.
He can’t do anything right can he?
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-21
NOTHING.
1 Toss__Pot 2018-06-21
Lysni saw it was a waterhead & called it 'Lemon', she just doesn't have the heart to tell Opie it's not a typo
1 TrumpAndTheSnake 2018-06-21
Nice syndrome, stupid.