Jim's just expressed surprise that golf has holes where you hit it over the water

7  2018-06-20 by Dennyislife

He's a sheltered little lad isn't he

27 comments

I know everyone here is surprised that the British authorities haven't located you and returned you to psychiatric hospital.

Don't you have some wrestling to watch Sir?

Remember I am away for a week early in September and then the whole of November. New York then sri Lanka.

You're a psychotic, autistic fool. Just please go away forever.

You watch wrestling. You are the autistic make believe guy here. Just look at your repetitive posts.

Cool, im assuming bobos sister inspired you to eat, pray, love.

Nah. Boredom did. No crowd funded sob story needed for me.

I wish I had thought of it.

What do you do all day? You're literally never not posting.

Wake up at 6am and run 5 miles then my day is done a lot of the time. Finished work full time about 3 years ago as I got lucky and can live off homes I own and rent out. Do a bit of work for family business when needed/bored. Also as of last year decided to kill time traveling so did New Zealand and doing new York and sri Lanka this year. Thinking of Caribbean next year but also thinking about doing ultra marathon running and going to warm weather countries in the winter to train.

Other than that kill time online as everyone else I know is stuck at work and I don't want another relationship where I am paying for someone to not work.

So, night shift at Panera?

The franchise hasn't made it to the UK yet sadly.

I smell an investment opportunity.

Well we Yanks have abandons now - it’s about time you get Panera.

Really? As in restaurants or just the cooking sauces?

Do you call it 'a cheeky nandos' like every cunt here?

Its the restaurants. It hasn’t spread much beyond the East Coast.

Its very average.

Live off rich parents and their business. Got it.

Yes, we are all green with envy on this blessed day.

Nah. I come from council house scum.

But you have a family business you help in? And property you own and rent out? Yeah, no.

Yes you can have other family than parents with businesses that are relatively new and not massive.

Nigga u gay. It sounds like you have some kind of allowance like Joe Cumia

Its called having your own money and property.

Ana you can afford to travel and everything?

I looked into getting a second mortgage and renting it out and I will one day but you can't give up full time work. There's too many liabilities as a land lord. You have to pay the mortgages, furnish them to a certain standard, landlord insurance and you can get shitty tennant's who don't pay, pay late, refuse to leave etc etc. High court enforcement and baillifs cost a shit tonne. All while making the mortgage payments.

There's no way you have multiple properties paid off in full, and you make enough to travel the world while being unemployed.

I 'live' off a slightly higher than average 'wage' and am able to put money in a pot to travel. And obviously have a lump sum I go into if any issues that might pop up.

The 8 weeks in new Zealand i spent a lot of time with friends etc. Sri Lanka roughing it so won't be pricy. So its not like I go 5 star.

The week in new York will cost me near half as my 8 weeks in new Zealand did.

I think Ur just off your meds and you just wander around like a vagrant and you think you're travelling the globe.

So does your mom still make you do your own laundry?

I pay someone else's mother to do it.

I smell an investment opportunity.

So, night shift at Panera?

So does your mom still make you do your own laundry?