To the alcoholics - I offer free advice how you can stop drinking and improve your health. [serious]
4 2018-06-20 by boringoneliner
I worked at detox for several years, came in contact with many alcoholics. In this thread I provide advice how to stop drinking, if you want to. Ask away.
41 comments
1 Lufiel0423 2018-06-20
Get Aids
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
TO THE OTHER READERS IN THIS THREAD, LONGING FOR USEFUL INFORMATION - I WANT TO MAKE IT CLEAR THAT THIS COMMENT IS NOT A PIECE OF ADVICE MADE BY THE OP (ORIGINAL POSTER) (ME), BUT BY SOMEONE COMPLETELY DIFFERENT. IN VIOLATION OF THE [SERIOUS] TAG.
IN NO WAY SHAPE OR FORM IS GETTING AIDS A VIABLE OPTION TO STOP DRINKING, SINCE AIDS IS NOT A DEATH SENTENCE ANYMORE.
1 Lufiel0423 2018-06-20
It is in Africa cuck.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-20
Dear OP: How do I stop drinking?
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Can you tell me something about your personal situation? What do you think is the reason that you drink too much?
1 lolercakesmcgee 2018-06-20
Just look at him.
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-20
Alcohol makes me feel good
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Do you want to stop drinking?
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-20
Yes that's why I'm confiding in you
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
stop being such a fag and tone it down a bit with the drinking. sheesh.
NEXT
1 PsychopathyRed 2018-06-20
YOU LIED TO ME YOU NIGGER
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Sir i already attended to your needs, now excuse me, there are other people who need my help.
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1 Anarox 2018-06-20
Dis guy is gud
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-20
Being sober is a waste of time.
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
how can you complete your daily chores for the community if youre constantly wasted?
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-20
Because fuck the community, I don’t owe it shit since I didn’t ask to be here maahhnnn. In all seriousness I don’t drink anywhere near every day but I do love it and will never stop. There’s something so boring about sobriety and I could never do it forever.
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
yeah everythings more fun when youre drunk. even taking a walk.
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-20
I’d rather drive.
1 SibHashian13 2018-06-20
Music is way better when ur drunk. Even when I'm sober and here a song I like it makes me want to get drunk
1 Virginia_Beach 2018-06-20
When I quit drinking, I painted my entire house and drank seltzer waters like a fucking fish.
It's amazing how much free time you have when you don't start drinking at 4 PM.
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
I get piss tested on Thursday, my birthday is on a Tuesday, how can I get black out drunk in celebration and still pass? Any quality detox beverages you can recommend, Kind Sir? I’ve heard cum doesn’t work.
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Why the fuck do you need toget piss tested for alcohol? How BAD do you have to fuck up? And why would you get shitfaced to celebrate your birthday during the week? Don't you have any friends that are in employment? Get your shit together and stop drinking you fucking loser.
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1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
I’m on paper, nigga, I get drug tested every week. You stupit mothafucka. Nigga says, “ask me for advice,” a nigga asks for advice and you come out ya pocket ackin’ all rough and tumble. Ya mama, nigga. Ya mama.
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Sir, please calm down and stop threatening me. You are embarassing yourself.
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
Philly Crew comin’ for you, nigga
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
HELP HELP POLICE! THIS MAN IS RAPING ME! HELP!
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-20
Help, she's following me labored breathing they're using charcoal! pitiful sobbing
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-20
This is more like the questions I expected to see on this thread. Isn’t alcohol out of your system like right after you sober up? I thought it was nearly impossible to fail a piss test for booze.
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
Pretty much, but it’s detectable in urine for up to 80 hours on more advanced tests which is what they use for us DINDU’S on Probation
1 iWhoreSchortSchorts 2018-06-20
What did they wrongly convict you of?
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
They hit a nigga wit poss 7th but I tol’em I was home readin’ a book!
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-06-20
Detoxforless.com
1 TheTrichomeMan2 2018-06-20
Nah, I don’t like it. The name alone gives me a DeepDiscount.com vibe.
1 OpieEatsBoogers 2018-06-20
Used them for years and they are one of the best places to purchase that kind of thing. They also offer a money back guarantee if you fail but you do you. Go buy some outdated product from a haji grocery store that’s outdated and use it and really fuck your life up.
1 kaseius1 2018-06-20
How do I know if I'm truly experiencing alcohol withdrawal symptoms?
1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-20
How can I quit without dying of withdrawals?
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
dont be a fag and muscle through it
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1 BoboOrbani55 2018-06-20
Thanks babe.
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Anytime, anywhere for my peeps
1 SoulsOfDeadAnimals 2018-06-20
23, work over 60 hours a week, severely depressed, pushed away all friends and family, start drinking whiskey around 10am everyday, do tons of dabs all day from the moment i wake up. i have quit drinking for a few weeks at a time recently but cannot stop getting high. what do i do. will answer any questions and give any info needed. really struggling. half a bottle of ancient age in. help me fucker
1 boringoneliner 2018-06-20
Short answer you need to see a psychiatrist and deal with the problems that make you drink.