I don't want Sam to die, wait, hear me out! I don't want him to die, but if he was severely burned by acid then I wouldn't be able to frown for a day or two.
He doesn't entertain me and I don't value his opinion. I'm just enormously relieved not to have to hear Opie anymore.
Sam's the worthless dork you want to ignore and maybe stuff into a locker. Opie's the type of person you feel an overwhelming urge to murder every couple of minutes. My stress level has gone way down since O&J ended.
damn i used to listen every day but i gave up on these idiots.. i mean if they are not even trying to put an entertaining show together then what's the point of listening, fucking middle of the road norton and non entertaining let em in sammy
19 comments
1 Chuck_Chasem 2018-06-20
I have an extreme tolerance for bullshit, and even I can't listen to this shit anymore.
1 Fuxgreat 2018-06-20
The avatar hair is all wrong it needs more pubes.
1 Shitpost-Ghost 2018-06-20
Proper term is Nigger wool
1 aRTie02150 2018-06-20
I thought it said Primate
1 fo-da-fo-da-show 2018-06-20
Management likes the direction of the new show
1 Bob_Weird123 2018-06-20
leave it alone
1 MarkSkiddy 2018-06-20
Fucking jump already!!
1 Kalikhead 2018-06-20
Why I just love hearing how Jimmy cannot ask out a 20 y/o hostess and have to have men much younger than him tell him how to do it..
1 Psych555 2018-06-20
https://i.imgur.com/g7LDwuZ.jpg
1 3stepsbackward 2018-06-20
His mom definitely sewed that together for him.
1 breadmoccasin 2018-06-20
I don't want Sam to die, wait, hear me out! I don't want him to die, but if he was severely burned by acid then I wouldn't be able to frown for a day or two.
1 eloncuck 2018-06-20
The only thing that would stop my urge to choke this deformed subhuman is the strong desire to not touch his mutated body for any length of time.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-20
That's got me HOWLING bruthaman!
1 packitchofsositch 2018-06-20
He doesn't entertain me and I don't value his opinion. I'm just enormously relieved not to have to hear Opie anymore.
Sam's the worthless dork you want to ignore and maybe stuff into a locker. Opie's the type of person you feel an overwhelming urge to murder every couple of minutes. My stress level has gone way down since O&J ended.
1 LetsGoToThePhones 2018-06-20
Imagine wearing a shirt with your face on it completely unironically, while being a complete nobody.
If anyone ever bought Sam's merch they deserve to get it ruined by 50 cal bullets.
1 throwawizzlemahnizzl 2018-06-20
yeah or a big coffee stain!
1 UhLookHereMan 2018-06-20
I guess you have to get head from your overbearing mom on the reg to snag a nice jacket like that
1 TenguBuranchi 2018-06-20
I doubt anyone makes the connection between his cromagnon face and the twink he is wearing on his back.
1 Frequent2001 2018-06-20
damn i used to listen every day but i gave up on these idiots.. i mean if they are not even trying to put an entertaining show together then what's the point of listening, fucking middle of the road norton and non entertaining let em in sammy
1 Audibledogfarts 2018-06-20
That jacket looks like it was made at a beach. Fucking trash.