"You're taking the food out of my children's mouths and now I gotta fuck 'em hungry."

36  2018-06-19 by EdguhMellencamp

Ant said that during the Big Jay roast. I can't provide a link because Ant's performance seems to have been scrubbed from "da YouTubes" (likely because of the Hiroshima-esque bombing that constituted the entire set), but I'll swear on my mother's life that's an almost verbatim quote.

♪ Anthony Cumia be fucking dem kids, Anthony Cumia be fucking dem kids ♪

13 comments

why is anthony doing sets? that’s not his thing

He's still hilarious.

Didn't stop him from live streaming.

All LoS stuff is gone from YouTube. The sets up on the gas digital website for subscribers. It’s four minutes long on there, not sure if it’s edited.

Must be. It felt like 3 hours when I watched it.

I saved a copy of his set on my computer because I knew it would be deleted at some point. The unedited version I have is 9 minutes of carpet bombing.

Throw that shit up on archive.org

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There's a 4 minute edited set and a full unedited video of the whole roast. They cut a lot of his bombing out.

aNtHoNy iS a FuNnY cOmEdIaN........ APPPRHHHELLLLL FAAAHHHHHHLLLLLLLLLLLSSSSSSSSSS

btw Ants set and the full Jay Roast is on Gas Digital, but i think its behind a paywall

"Yes, I DO have an afro. But I'm the only legal gun-owner to have one!"

Now you're slamming Anthony for the one funny line he had during that set?

We should start calling bombs or bombings her “Cumias” or “cumiaing”.