Sam Roberts is the Dumbest Person on the Planet: Immigration Edition
50 2018-06-19 by 867-5309-
Holy fuck is worthless co-host a fucking dolt. He has zero understanding of the immigration topic.
I'm super iberal and all I can say is that if any of these people tried to pull this in Canada, the only difference in the treatment is that Canada would send them back to their country of origin much faster than we do.
This is the most manufactured news story ever.
61 comments
1 TheGhostOfAbeVigoda 2018-06-19
Doug Ford's gonna hunt you down, commie!
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
Liberals thought calling him "Doug the Thug" would dissuade people instead of filling our dreams with him holding a sassy Sikh in a headlock.
1 Nevespot 2018-06-19
The sweetest irony is that 'Thug' is an Indian word we borrowed.
1 DaveNone 2018-06-19
Just tell Sam that more illegal aliens in the USA means his wrestling toys will cost more. Watch him do a complete flip flop on the issue and demand the be shot as they cross the border.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-19
Tell him it's mainly illegals eating up all the tendies
1 DaveNone 2018-06-19
That might send him on a murder spree.
1 anjabro 2018-06-19
Tell him the filthy immigrants will take all the afro combs....
1 Phkna1 2018-06-19
Is Canada a real country or is it more like Puerto Rico?
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-19
I have music older than their flag. Therefore not a real place
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-19
There's music older than your flag too, you gimp.
1 Dennyislife 2018-06-19
Not on my phone sweetie pie.
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-19
No one cares about your phone or your musical preference.
1 tupac_cares_bot 2018-06-19
Tupac cares, if don't nobody else care.
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-19
I hate you, Tupac bot.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-06-19
I’m glad the dead, convicted rapist cares.
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-06-19
Some people refer to Canada as our 51st state, but I prefer "America's hat".
1 ScoleriBrother 2018-06-19
Let'em in Sammy
1 Uboat1940 2018-06-19
You can't get into Canada if you have a misdemeanor. For such a do goody liberal country, they are ruthless at their border.
1 KangolVos 2018-06-19
I went to visit and they searched my car each way. I look like a total square, too.
1 IbDotLoyingAwright 2018-06-19
'look like'
1 kevin_k 2018-06-19
Canada didn't get like that at the borders until we went all 9/11 and started hassling Canadians at the border.
1 MrPoopyButtwholes 2018-06-19
Yeah, I remember pre-9/11 when you could just drive over a bridge over the border and go into B.C. Now you need fucking passports and shit. I would go to canada and no one would know I was there.
1 PepperTheCentaur 2018-06-19
They don't look kindly on bootleg gay pornography crossing the border.
1 KangolVos 2018-06-19
That wasn't the issue. It was a single pack of Export A's with the black lung on the front.
1 RichHeads 2018-06-19
You cant get in to Candida with a DWI for 5 years. A non violent misdemeanor yet in the US all you need is some water and two working legs.
1 BlueBash 2018-06-19
Only a 5 year wait? I thought it was in perpetuity
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1 BlueBash 2018-06-19
Hey! Battery and domestic violence too. I guess Anthony out with 3 strikes
1 ZigginZaggin 2018-06-19
One of my favorite Patrice stories on O&A was about him trying to get into Canada: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=H6tBfICt2vo.
1 HyundaiPR 2018-06-19
Meanwhile the same kikes whining about it in this country literally use immigrants as target practice back in Israel.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
The only people who aren't actively cheering for Holocaust II are Western whites so let's see how this mass immigration shit works out for them.
1 Coondoon 2018-06-19
Arabs hate jews but will never be an actual threat because they are so stupid and easily manipulated.
European monoculture stands in the way of jewish supremacy, this is why their media machine is working non-stop to destroy it.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
Yeah Arabs attacking Jews or Israel is certainly unheard of.
1 Coondoon 2018-06-19
A monkey throwing a stone, or a fat bitch in a burka stabbing someone isn't an existential threat.
There is a difference between killing 10 and 10 million.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
lol do you actually think all they're doing is throwing stones?
1 Coondoon 2018-06-19
Some unfortunate civilians will die when the arabs strike it lucky and hits their house with one of their crude rockets, some will die in knife attacks and some will be hit by stones.
Attacks with guns and explosives have pretty much completely stopped since the wall was built.
Israelis laugh at arabs with good reason, read up on the 6 day war, arabs are weak and cowardly and badly organised, the jew will always be able to outmaneuver them. (The nordic male on the other hand scares the jew.)
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
Yeah and if the wall wasn't there and the Arabs had more guns or access to them they would massacre the Jews, as they have been trying to do for decades. This has absolutely nothing to do with them being too dumb or easily manipulated to use whatever they can to cause havoc. "Don't worry about them they're dumb" is literally the stupidest reason imaginable to not worry about someone harming you.
1 Coondoon 2018-06-19
Kind of pointless to keep trying to explain this to someone too stupid to get it..
See the wall IS there, and Israel cold build a lot more walls. The arabs have corrupt incompetent leaders, and don't have any kind of arms industry worth anything.
Israel on the other hand has a large, well trained standing army, a large weapons industry, a large nuclear arsenal, and 3000 modern tanks and 700 modern fighterjets (+unconditional US support backing them up.) and could destroy any of their neighbors in conventional warfare. The only threat arabs represent for Israel are sporadic low-tech terror attacks, which in the grander scheme isn't an actual threat at all.
Arabs are nothing, exept cattle used for the destruction of Europe.
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
I find only faggots with non-arguments say bitchy things like this. I wonder if you'll say "reading comprehension" next like a true blithering Redditor.
Except for Iran and Pakistan trying to get nukes which has dominated news cycles for years, along with every single other Arab country if they could. See, here's the really basic obvious thing you don't seem to get: the only reason you don't see a massacre of Jews is because they worry about the Arabs. Because they have a rigorous defense system, because every single person in Israel has mandatory military service, because they are a military powerhouse in the Middle East funded by the American government. The argument "who cares they're poor and dumb" is retarded because the only reason Israel exists is because they know everyone around them wants to destroy them, to the point where even with all their military might and all their control over the area Palestinians are still, with whatever meager resources they have, trying to kill as many people as possible.
To act like this a static state of affairs just says you have no understanding of history and how power axes can change. "They're dumb," once again, is literally the stupidest conceivable argument to not worry about a group. Yeah genius, they have a burning hatred of you and have nothing to lose, let's just dust our hands and kick back.
Cattle used for destruction. Wow, sounds like you're explaining how they are a physical and existential threat that Europe should worry about.
1 Coondoon 2018-06-19
I'm sure you want to believe that arabs are powerful and scary, but they are a joke, the only thing they (and the niggers) can do is have many children, and this, in addition to all the degeneracy the jew has brought in to European culture (Abortion, Feminism, Pornography etc.) is how they are destroying Europe.
(Iranians and pakis are not arabs btw, you ignorant cocksucker. Although neither of them will ever be a real threat to Israel, they will be stopped before it goes that far.)
1 Stankysnatch82 2018-06-19
Can you explain why Israel and Netanyahu is Such pals with the Saudis, Jordan and Egypt if there so despised??
1 TriangleDimes 2018-06-19
Israel is not pals with those groups. I mean just to take one example, why do you think Israel is besties with Jordan? None of these groups can even seem to come to a truly stable peace agreement, that's the defining narrative of the entire region.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-19
Then why the fuck is half of Canada now sand niggers?
1 WoopEmGangbangStyle 2018-06-19
As far as I'm concerned, Genocide is the answer to all problems. A final solution if you will.
1 onemancrimespree 2018-06-19
He's one of those faggots with a womanly soul who watches CNN with his girlfriend and mistakes the terrible acting for actual news.
You would think someone who obsesses over faked broadcasts as much as he watches wrestling, or who has actually been involved in creating media would kinda understand the charade, but no... the dummy actually falls for it.
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-06-19
Sam only understands fire and stone tools
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1 Stankysnatch82 2018-06-19
You can literally trace back to when America would stop workibg for the benefit of whites.
Jews getting into congress in the 60's, all downhill from there.
1 HomeRunCumia 2018-06-19
LBJ changed the immigration laws to exclude Europeans, and accept more non whites for the votes... If they hadn't shot George Wallace, he would've become President, and put a stop to it.
1 Doc_McCoyXYZ 2018-06-19
Idk man, Wallace's views on race were extreme even for the 60s.
1 danTHEdick 2018-06-19
The Jim & Sam show should be a commercial for the new shitty watered down Stern Show:
"Even though we kinda suck now, this is your only other option..."
1 FakeTrending 2018-06-19
Canada accepts anyone with a pulse and you can't throw a rock up in the air in a major city these days without it hitting a room temperature IQ fat African woman pushing a baby stroller.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-06-19
Immigrabts nake the world go roubd. Happy joy joy.
1 AlvinItchyCock 2018-06-19
I would like these people complaining to house illegal immigrant children in their own homes. Then maybe they could complain without being total contradictory hypocrites.
1 madameroach 2018-06-19
If that were the case, crater face would be the first in line.
1 Belchides 2018-06-19
Sam thinks if The Big Boss Man was in ICE, then this wouldnt happen.
1 Shed_Sheckler 2018-06-19
Sam is stupid and uninformed about every topic.
1 Nordberg2 2018-06-19
Intelligent comments incoming..
Lol on discussing anything in this subreddit.
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1 alobesmooth 2018-06-19
I want to Frankensteiner this little monkey-man from a 15' diving board into an empty pool
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1 dsbnh 2018-06-19
lol you're an idiot
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-19
No one cares about your phone or your musical preference.
1 dustinmendel 2018-06-19
I hate you, Tupac bot.
1 donald_kingsley 2018-06-19
I’m glad the dead, convicted rapist cares.
1 madameroach 2018-06-19
If that were the case, crater face would be the first in line.