Jim Norton is the New Hateable
39 2018-06-18 by kencat100
Once upon a time, Norton was an angry, funny, self-deprecating and edgy comic who's self loathing was fun to watch. Now he's just truly phony-- a total ego-centric who believes he's much funnier and likeable than he is. His tiring 'oh-I'm-just-not-worthy' persona is just disingenuous hack. I was glad when Sam 'The Missing Link' Roberts couldn't make it to the show this morning. But that just meant that Norton's anxiety of running the show by himself made his tendency to talk fast increase to warp speed, making many of his quips undecipherable. The final 'fuck you, worm' moment came when he said he could never find a woman attractive who was seven years older than he is. As if any decent, together woman close to his age would find him appealing. Good luck finding a hot twenty something who would want this short, chinless, self-obsessed bastard anywhere near one of her orifices.
Thank you. I'll go quietly now.
15 comments
1 RapistWithHIV 2018-06-18
We should hang after school.
1 Dick_donger 2018-06-18
bike racks. 3 o clock. we can grab some sodas
1 deanthecleanmachine 2018-06-18
literally, I hope
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-06-18
Opie gave Norton a life and he hates it.
1 Kalikhead 2018-06-18
It’s more like Dice dumped his sorry ass on Opie.
1 JimNortonUnfunnyFag 2018-06-18
That too. Then Opie was like... Hmmm, I can use this piece of shit. Took half the coffee budget to pay him and POOF Norton was born.
1 Kalikhead 2018-06-18
Can’t even ask out the girl he has a crush on. Isn’t he just so adorable?
Truth is the girl probably knows his past because he is so open with how deviant he is that she doesn’t want to take on the added expense of taking PREP.
1 kelp_bouquet 2018-06-18
1 ohmycawd 2018-06-18
God, does he know how to slam him.
1 thellimist 2018-06-18
What is that from?
1 kelp_bouquet 2018-06-18
Colin’s book (The Coloring Book)
1 thellimist 2018-06-18
I wish he had just done the show and taken a mortar round.
1 SlamballReunionTour 2018-06-18
Holy fuck I gotta get CQ's book
1 Not_Anthwan 2018-06-18
Yeah didn't read that but there's no one as hateable as Tony Cumin
1 RocoTheLoveMonkey 2018-06-18
Harsh but fair