So I was once in this German death metal band but I decided to quit. I later decided to tweet Anthony Cumia for advice and he just yelled at me to go back to the band? What's going on here?

6  2018-06-18 by ArkL

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Those are some gay ass names for the members.

Generic fantasy character names

Everyone picked names that sound like they belong to shimmering unicorns from The Neverending Story universe except for 1 asshole who didn't understand the concept, fucking Cortez, you rooned it!