I took a picture with Colin Quinn after one of his shows. He put his arm around me. I just wanted to tell someone.

I'd put it on my desk in a frame labelled "Dad and me."

He retweeted my joke once and I'm the one who told him Norton unfollowed him on twitter.

My two proudest accomplishments in life

Jews

I’m totally indifferent on the topic of rape. Like, it’s just something that happens.

u scary fam

Boys will be boys

I hate how Bill Burr says evidently instead of apparently.

When Ant's sister smiles, she reminds me of that creature that's always on Iron Maiden album covers:

https://imgur.com/a/u6Yo4Yt

Eddie Cumia

I fucking loathe the Ignorant Deaf. Which is all of them #HopeTheyGoBlindToo

((((((((((((((((((The Marvelous Mrs. Maisel)))))))))))))))))))))))))))

Opie tried to make Patrice oneals nickname Patty Oneal

link?

Oh no.

Only so he could say “PATTAAAY!”

You’re lying. I-I hope.

Ben Shapiros sister has big jew milkers

My life is pathetic. I have Braun’s stream running near constantly and yet I come here for the hate of the hosts of the show I’m always listening to. I have no friends.

86 yourself

Get ahold of yourself, faggot

I figured it out. The Cellar has a strict “no phones” policy, that’s why Nana was so grouchy by the end of the roast.

Im starting to think that visiting this sub almost every day for the past 2 years has done irreversible damage to me mentally and socially

Go fuck yourself, you piece of shit

Was that really the most encouraging thing you could have said to him?!?

alright im giving tramadol another shot

For fun?

Just be careful, the withdrawal is horrible.

I'm fine with feeling miserable

The snri stuff is what sucks coming off. With tramadol try taking half your dose then half 60-90min later. Staggering the doses helps bring out the euphoria for some reason. Sprinkle a little Soma or benzo on top for extra fuckedupedbess

Yes I did that Strangely I had 0 feeling of coming down it just ended and I felt totally normal the next day and that was with 400mg. Right now I'm trying 400mg tram and 400 mg codeine

The come down only sucks when you build some tolerance

My boss is a kike

Been listening to a lot of faith no more’s king for a day album. Good stuff

u/cbanks420lol i heard this over the speakers at the store just now adn thought of your twitter lol https://youtu.be/wFhs7WVvuXk?t=22 #pathetic

Pleas link