BOOZE! LOL!

Russian Mafia!

He apparently has fans that enjoy hearing that story over and over again.

I actually like the guy(I am fag, I know), but I have turned off way too many podcasts when he starts saying "Oh, I wish I could party with that dude!". If you use party as a verb and you are not a white chick in the 2000s you should choke on Rogan's cock, you're currently sucking on.

I love his I’m laughing so hard I can barely talk voice

He sounds like a drowning dolphin.

It’s annoying.

He's fawkin chubby, tsssssss

I hope he drinks an entire bottle of devils springs.

Didn’t he once say that his fans call themselves “cogs” because he is “the machine”? I fucking hate him and anyone that calls themselves a cog.

Cogsucker, maybe

Reading this invoked visceral feelings of unpleasantness

Thank you for your service

His outrageous cackle is so infectious. Like gonorrhea.

a national newspaper wrote an op-ed about him as the countries biggest partier during his studies at a florida university.

his hijinks are all basically getting drunk and naked, embarrassing himself. completely terrible

University was full of people like Bert; no idea how to be fun; totally sheltered; insecurity in his own skin; filling the room with pressured speech/wacky antics in an attempt to be liked. A drunk immature retard is a forlorn sight.

I hope he goes blind from drinking methanol laced cocktails at an Indonesian resort.