Chris came into a room cos-playing as Rick Grimes and fucked a fat pig.

Rick Grimes fucked Amy Schumer? Come on, this sounds like a fabrication.Is this...Real?

He called his wife a faggot. That's all I know. Funny if true.

This is not an inaccurate recap.

No one is safe from these whores

He fucked his girlfriend when she wasn’t in the mood but still consented.

That's the only kind of sex I have

Your media empire and everything you’ve built for 10 years is over once I finish this blog post

he made her "starfish" when she didn't want sex shop he could just fuck her while she laid there, She was anorexic and had an ectopic pregnancy and had a miscarriage and the first thing he asked the doctor in front of her and her mother is "how soon can we have sex?", and after the first time she said "I love you" he responded "I love you, Faggot."

Honestly i never thought u/ChrisHardwick was funny until now, this shits pretty hilarious.

Thank you for the explanation of starfishing. I was confused what the hell she was talking about.

Yeah usually it's just called rape.

Even when they say go for it? And he made her by saying he broke up with his last girlfriend for lack of sex. I cant take it seriously if the consequences of them not having sex is the abuser leaves the situation, thats not rape, thats a shitty relationship

I'm just here to stir the shit sir.

Fair

Rape requires “no”, you faggot nigger cunt

TIL if you hold a gun to someone's head and ask if you can fuck them, it's not rape since they didn't say "no."

Men can’t read women’s minds you literal faggot nigger

2 much edge 4 me

If you knowingly have sex with someone that doesn't want to but is doing so because of external reasons, and especially while they literally cry about it, you're a garbage person.

Yeah, he definitely comes out of this looking like a garbage person. But there is a difference between being a bad person and committing rape. When society lets these feminists change the definition of rape to these vague, I didn't want to, but I said yes anyways things. It's a very slippery slope.

I didn't want to fuck my girlfriend when she was on her period. But I did it anyways so I wouldn't hurt her feelings. I'm actually a rape survivor because of that. It's just getting insane.

He was funny. She was a depressed nobody.

had a miscarriage and the first thing he asked the doctor in front of her and her mother is "how soon can we have sex?"

Wait so that guy was actually funny?

a tale as old as time: woman regrets her actions, blames man

He was a shitty boyfriend. He Ex now realizes how much moneys he's worth and now claims his shittiness was actually rape.

The guy from House of 1000 Corpses?

He supported and uplifted a relatively unknown girl, she began to take that fame for granted and her disdain for him made her want to upgrade so she started using his fame to get her friend famous too, like a lot. Finally, she cheated on him and the crappy relationship was over because Chris had enough self will to not go back.