If you ever did, come here enough and they go away.

Opie's java log story is one of the funniest things ive ever heard! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=K7JW46L3TOI

also opie reading brother elmo's myspace. any destroyer moment like throwing the poker chips or breaking sandy kane's guitar was classic. love when he would hang up on guests like Kirsten bell!

Beautiful. "Opie is a bore" is the top comment, and perfect.

"Did you ever think, like really deep, about water? Like what is it?" Nope, I can't think of anything.

He was pretty good during the Toothpick Guy and the Whistler bit - anything that demands a social retarded level of cruelty

Opie saying, "You took out the trash every day this week - here's my stinkhole." was hilarious. Although I think it was built off T. J. Miller's comment right before. It was from the Dr. Z episode. It was also hilarious when he asked Lisa Loeb if her 'Best of' album was just one song over and over again. I think Opie's mental illness cock-blocked his sense of humor most of the time.

Bobo gets banned - https://youtu.be/siUIdzLIDEI

Listen to the OandA compilation where they humiliate callers. He brings the funny by being an absolute dick to callers other than that he isn’t

The whole Opie vs Jim fight when Esther Ku was in is hilarious, i listen to it regularly.

Only time I can think that I’ve ever genuinely laughed was when ant was describing flooding an Italian restaurant bathroom with shit and opie said it was a mob hit retaliation. So one laugh in the entire 17 year run of the show.

I hate to admit it but this was kinda funny, old gag and all but still https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0_ed3prhv1E