Okay how someone makes fun of the ugly whore now

Troy got the idea for an hike after seeing this movie

Ted Bundy could've provided a salient lesson; document your empathy with polaroids, so your process can be appreciated.

I was going to say I'd love to do that to Amy schumer but there's no way in hell I could lift that shit with that pig inside

Not with that attitude you can't! All you'd need is a high angle front end loader and some good reinforced heavy duty construction cable.